Random Jabber Jibber thread

[STIGGY]

Seriously gonna return the basket but not the pot it goes in? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Maybe it will fit in the canning pot you didn't send with a basket. She's either fucking with me or dumb. And i know she isn't dumb. View attachment 4206287

Hi Jim
May I ask what that is from
Not DrGolds machine is it?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Aren't we looking forward to it going south quickly???

Unless some of "we" are Flat Earthers.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Hi Jim
May I ask what that is from
Not DrGolds machine is it?

It's the basket to a large stock pot/ turkey fryer. Does me no good without the pot.

 

[STIGGY]

It's the basket to a large stock pot/ turkey fryer. Does me no good without the pot.

I see it Now Thanks
Yes I agree,
No soup for them.
Thanks

 

[neosapien]

Actually is Xiao mei mei....ask how I know

We are both correct. Your way is Taiwanese. Mine is mainland. My wife never says "oh you fucked my xiao mei mei so good". Always just "oh you fucked my mei mei good." Xiao meaning small or little is actually my daughter's legal middle name. And my wife's legal first name.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

It's the basket to a large stock pot/ turkey fryer. Does me no good without the pot.

she who? where'd you get the thing? and why did she send you a canning pot with no basket? And why do you keep buying shit from her?

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

she who? where'd you get the thing? and why did she send you a canning pot with no basket? And why do you keep buying shit from her?

She's my ex. She still has some small items of mine at her house. I receive said items sporadically through my sister who works for she. She's thinks she's funny.

 

[STIGGY]

she who? where'd you get the thing? and why did she send you a canning pot with no basket? And why do you keep buying shit from her?

Figures I got two solid pots and no pot with holes with mine

 

[UNICRONLIVES]

We are both correct. Your way is Taiwanese. Mine is mainland. My wife never says "oh you fucked my xiao mei mei so good". Always just "oh you fucked my mei mei good." Xiao meaning small or little is actually my daughter's legal middle name. And my wife's legal first name.

Its Cantonese..the ol lady is Cantonese...remember neo?!..how old is the kid now?! I remember when you was expecting

 

[neosapien]

Its Cantonese..the ol lady is Cantonese...remember neo?!..how old is the kid now?! I remember when you was expecting

Now I remember. She gonna be 6 the day after Christmas.

 

[cannabineer]

Unless some of "we" are Flat Earthers.

Indeed; their idea of Down Under does not bear scrutiny

 

[UNICRONLIVES]

Now I remember. She gonna be 6 the day after Christmas.

Holy shit...how time flies!!...Ill try to remember to bring up the christmas thread from moons ago!

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

She's my ex. She still has some small items of mine at her house. I receive said items sporadically through my sister who works for she. She's thinks she's funny.

keep it all in a box till the box gets full, shit in the box when it's full, seal it up, let it ferment till christmas, leave said package on her porch as an anonymous gift....

 

[Singlemalt]

Massage room porn; it all makes sense now.

It was so relaxing. Shout out boyfriend for that awesome gift I was so relaxed I was drooling. She didn’t touch my maymay but she did ask me if I had any special places I didn’t want to be touched.

I said no.

Thatsa my girl!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Thatsa my girl!

Your Italian roots are showing.

 

[Singlemalt]

Your Italian roots are showing.

Shit, supposed to be CCR

 

[curious2garden]

Yesterday a lady called from this spa I’m getting a massage at to confirm my appointment. She was Asian af. Super super thick Asian accent. Not sure if legit place or if I’m tipping for a happy ending.

Will keep you updated

Hey let me know how happy the ending was, ok?

 

[curious2garden]

I hope you make it out with both your kidneys.

No napping during massage - that can go south quick.

Isn't going south the ultimate end of a happy ending?

 

[curious2garden]

Massage room porn; it all makes sense now.

It was so relaxing. Shout out boyfriend for that awesome gift I was so relaxed I was drooling. She didn’t touch my maymay but she did ask me if I had any special places I didn’t want to be touched.

I said no.

Damn, no tip for her

 

[curious2garden]

Aren't we looking forward to it going south quickly???

GMTA