Random Jabber Jibber thread

I even got to leave early, it may have been when I began yelling at the sous chef.

Will be surprised if I dont get fired lol I yelled went out smoked a half joint and then fibished what I did and was told to leave.

All because she didnt finish putting away things in the freezet and when I told her I needed the room she got lippy.

/rant
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ahhhh..
my everything!
drank a bottle of bacardi 8 (yes i know) and shouldve stopped there.
drank a tecate diablo and a can of Guinness.. and some shiner
walked a total of 13miles.. saw a movie idk what it was i passed out.
got blisters all on my feet. right knee is dying
i got so sunburned im actually peeling very slightly which has never happened before, normally i just turn brown. ive been sitting hete wanting food but afraid to stand up and eat.. im just on the verge of puking

i hate myself sometimes
 
ahhhh..
my everything!
drank a bottle of bacardi 8 (yes i know) and shouldve stopped there.
drank a tecate diablo and a can of Guinness.. and some shiner
walked a total of 13miles.. saw a movie idk what it was i passed out.
got blisters all on my feet. right knee is dying
i got so sunburned im actually peeling very slightly which has never happened before, normally i just turn brown. ive been sitting hete wanting food but afraid to stand up and eat.. im just on the verge of puking

i hate myself sometimes
Tape that knee! You actually got an entire bottle of Ocho Años down you and stayed vertical? I am impressed. Take care of yourself.
 
Tape that knee! You actually got an entire bottle of Ocho Años down you and stayed vertical? I am impressed. Take care of yourself.


i was asleep outside on the side walk sprawled out for a minute in front of the theater..
and passed out in the theater..
got the bottle about 4pm that was gone by 9pm..then started the journey to watch a movie and get more alcohol. made it to my bed about 4am
luckily had a friend looking after me.
 
i was asleep outside on the side walk sprawled out for a minute in front of the theater..
and passed out in the theater..
got the bottle about 4pm that was gone by 9pm..then started the journey to watch a movie and get more alcohol. made it to my bed about 4am
luckily had a friend looking after me.
Were there any females involved in this debauch? You have the best female stories :)
 
no actually just a buddy came down and we were hangin out..he didnt drink though
he did end up saying he wanted to suck my dick and said couldnt stop staring at it... hes gay but pretty cool, not super whatever hou call it


I'll have to update with some good stories later
 
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Girlfriend just left for cedar point with a friend so I got the whole day to myself. Eating breakfast then I'm gonna mow the lawn. Fishing the rest of the day. Family reunion at four. Ain't going to that shit.
 
i went in the shared kitchen area at work, whatever its called.
ate someones pizza, a breakfast burrito and chugged like half of this sweet tea.
nobodies food is safe today!
hahaha
 
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