majjy_rane
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should i be concerned if my gf smells like top shelf dope shit down below? 
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dangledo
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should i be concerned if my gf smells like top shelf dope shit down below?
Must be her chlamydia discharge
Chunky Stool
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Chunky Stool
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Depends on what you consider "top shelf".should i be concerned if my gf smells like top shelf dope shit down below?
Some people like fruity terps, some like chem.
My favorite herb these days smells like dirty socks.
VILEPLUME
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Regarding alcohol, I always thought that if aliens watched us, they would wonder why we poison ourselves for fun.
jerryb73
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@tyler.durden my coworker and his wife will be in Chicago this weekend, she runs marathons and apparently Chicago is this weekend. Anyway, he just text me and said he got reservations at Ditka’s. You ever been? Hell, now that I’m single maybe I should tag along. Table for 3 please.
lokie
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Does she work at a mill?should i be concerned if my gf smells like top shelf dope shit down below?
A blind carpenter walks into a lumber mill and shouts out, "I am a blind carpenter and I need a job." The foreman walks over to the blind carpenter and says, "If you're blind, how can you work in a lumber yard?" The blind carpenter says, "I can tell any piece of lumber by it's smell." The foreman says "O.K. I'll give you a test and if you pass the test, you've got a job." The foreman takes the carpenter over to a table and says, "I will put some lumber on a table in front of you and you tell me what it is." The foreman then puts a piece of lumber on the table and says, "Ready!" The carpenter bends over and takes a deep sniff moving his head from one side to the other. He says "That's a number two pine, two by four, eight foot long." The foreman says, "Duh! That's right, but pine is easy to tell by the smell and I think you guessed the rest. Here's another piece of lumber for you to identify." The foreman puts a piece of lumber on the table and says, "Ready!" The blind carpenter bends over and takes a deep sniff moving his head from one side to the other and says, "This is a tough one, please turn it over so I can smell the other side." The foreman does this and says "Ready!" The carpenter takes another deep sniff moving his head from side to side. He then says, "That's a clear heart red wood, four by four, six foot long." The foreman is amazed and says "That's right, but I still think you're just lucky and still guessing. Let me try one more time and if you get it right you got a job." The foreman then goes into the office and asks his secretary to help him stump the blind carpenter by taking off all of her clothes and laying down on the table. She takes off her clothes walks out of the office and lays face down on the table. The foreman says, "Ready!" The blind carpenter takes a deep sniff moving his head from side to side. He looks puzzled and takes another sniff and says, "This also is a tough one, please turn it over so I can smell the other side." The foreman gestures with his hand to the secretary, she rolls over, and the foreman says, "Ready!" The blind carpenter moves his head from side to side again looking puzzled. He sniffs one more time, looks surprised, and says, "I got it. That's a shit house door off a tuna boat." He got the job.
tyler.durden
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Never been to Ditka's. Please post pics of the wife...
jerryb73
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neosapien
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I've gone to them here a couple times. It's just like any other over-priced steakhouse. But with "authentic" sports shit on the walls. I prefer Texas Roadhouse. Just my $0.02. Probably worth some pics of that dude's wife though right!?
shrxhky420
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cannabineer
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Because our planet supplies us with some mighty entertaining poisons.
I’d want to know what the aliens use for a good stationary vacation.
BarnBuster
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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
"Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads..."
Chunky Stool
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shrxhky420
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Was walking down the street and instantly thought of you guys
SH420
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jerryb73
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We’re everywhere bro.
dannyboy602
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I like all these new emojis but would it have been too much trouble to include a penis emoji? I mean c'mon.
BarnBuster
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