Random Jabber Jibber thread

[neosapien]

@neosapien

Just received this from China.
View attachment 4436365
Can you verify it's reasonably safe to open? What's your mod like opinion?

It is well known in China that Dongguan makes the absolute best dongs. I would open it and enjoy immediately.

 

[srh88]

The Ganja Gods heard my prayers. Perfect harvesting weather.View attachment 4436459

I thought you were in CA.. what's up with that celcius nonsense?

 

[FresnoFarmer]

I thought you were in CA.. what's up with that celcius nonsense?

Lol nonsense. Nah, it came free with my Chinese cob fixtures.

 

[srh88]

Lol nonsense. Nah, it came free with my Chinese cob fixtures.

This is murica'.. we count our weather in F's here. Stands for units of Freedom

 

[neosapien]

Yeah! The ℃ really stands for Communism!

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Victory habanero nachos

 

[Metasynth]

Victory habanero nachosView attachment 4436639

Yah, I’d dip my balls in that.

Believe it or not, that’s a compliment. Not a lot of things I’d dip my balls in, especially when it involves spicy peppers.

 

[DustyDuke]

Lol nonsense. Nah, it came free with my Chinese cob fixtures.

You’ve come to the dark side.
Using Celsius is a gateway measurement to the metric system!!!!

 

[raratt]

A penis is longer when you use centimeters.

 

[DustyDuke]

A penis is longer when you use centimeters.

Really big if you use millimeters. Of course it will be an oppressed commie penis

 

[srh88]

Really big if you use millimeters. Of course it will be an oppressed commie penis

I go by pennies like nails. That way she knows I'm handy and if it's a he I'm handy for the right price

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

@neosapien

Just received this from China.
View attachment 4436365
Can you verify it's reasonably safe to open? What's your mod like opinion?

search tje item number and this safety gate is what pops up
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Dreamba...Gate-in-Black-with-Extensions-L792B/100496339
so i would definitely not open that, i'd send it back immediately

 

[Chunky Stool]

Everyone knows you've gotta double-bag gasoline...

 

[tyler.durden]

Yah, I’d dip my balls in that.

Believe it or not, that’s a compliment. Not a lot of things I’d dip my balls in, especially when it involves spicy peppers.

 

[Metasynth]

I always liked cookie thumper the best...

 

[tyler.durden]

I always liked cookie thumper the best...

I like that one, but this short film is the craziest shit. It's creative, better than their music -

If that's not dark enough, this one's a trip -

Not sure why I like them so much

 

[Metasynth]

I like that one, but this short film is the craziest shit. It's creative, better than their music -

If that's not dark enough, this one's a trip -

Not sure why I like them so much

I like that they were in that weird robot movie

 

[tyler.durden]

I like that they were in that weird robot movie

I actually watched that because I like them so much. To date, it was the absolute worst movie I have seen. Just terrible, I was SO happy when they died. Spoiler alert...

 

[jerryb73]

So I’ve been kicking ass in my fantasy league this year. Playoff started last week, I was on a buy cuz I’m so awesome. This week when it counts, getting my ass handed to me

 

[jerryb73]