Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Unclebaldrick]

[snip]

Well I was a stray my dad found at his work in winter time.

[snip]

fify

Where did your dad work, the Greyhound station?

Sorry SF, it was just too good an opportunity.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Am I the only one who just stares at this chick's chest and still has no idea what the commercial is about?

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Yo, I am the same way. My girl? Fucking perfect.

 

[StonedFarmer]

fify

Where did your dad work, the Greyhound station?

Sorry SF, it was just too good an opportunity.

Lmao

Don't be sorry, I would have done the same.

 

[mr sunshine]

Lmao

Don't be sorry, I would have done the same.

Lies

 

[zeddd]

Probably.

And O2 at the root zone?

 

[mr sunshine]

For a minute, I thought that was a second litter.

Think again, muthafucka, My cats will fuck your cats up.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Think again, muthafucka, My cats will fuck your cats up.

Yo my cats will fuck u up hombre.

Best keep an eye on the alleyways and under porches. We cummin at u bro.

Hard

 

[zeddd]

Not where I live. Bear traps, especially steel toothed jaw traps, are illegal, I'm pretty sure.

Bond Street London?

 

[mr sunshine]

Yo my cats will fuck u up hombre.

Best keep an eye on the alleyways and under porches. We cummin at u bro.

Hard

I've personally trained mine. one of them is a black belt in jujitsu, they can all throw paws though.

 

[zeddd]

From the front its just a table laying on its side.View attachment 3761790from the back its about a pound.View attachment 3761792

Those babies are crying out for z love

 

[StonedFarmer]

I've personally trained mine, one of them is a black belt in jujitsu they can all throw paws though.

Damn bro. Can I get a number on that cat trainer? Mine still use a fucking litter box

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Bond Street London?

Fuck, I wish, sometimes.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Hahahahaha I'm at a punk rock wedding but it's at a super fancy venue.

They aren't quite sure to do with us.

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Pretty sure uncle bobs phallus is gonna make a guest appearance tonight.

 

[mr sunshine]

Those babies are crying out for z love

They were long overdue for a transplant, stayed in cups for a month . Roots were savage though.don't have anywhere to put them and I don't want to throw them away so behind the table they go

 

[Olive Drab Green]

They were long overdue for a transplant, stayed in cups for a month . Roots were savage though.don't have anywhere to put them and I don't want to throw them away so behind the table they goView attachment 3762146

A month? Fuck..

 

[mr sunshine]

A month? Fuck..

Yea I didn't need them I just made them, gave them life. Like god or whatever

 

[Olive Drab Green]

Yea I didn't need them I just made them, gave them life. Like god or whatever

You're like that father that leaves before the kid's born. Don't worry, you might have done it a favor. Haha.

 

[mr sunshine]