Random Jabber Jibber thread

[tyler.durden]

Her tits are goddamn perfect. I need her tits on my body.

They're a little big for my taste, more than a handful is a waste. The ass is what counts, it's all about that bass...

 

[mr sunshine]

Obviously, I'm a fucken gentleman. So when I talk to ugly chicks I'm very polite and completely avoid the fact that they're but ugly. I must be sending some fucked up vibes or something because the next time I see these hoes they're all dressed up looking like clowns trying to catch me.


Gross..

 

[ebgood]

I must have seen a few million by now.

Yea bout the same here if not more.

 

[ebgood]

I would think they lose value if not in a pair.

Nah not at all. a nice titty is a nice titty

 

[ebgood]

I look like a fuckin potato with nipples compared to her

Stooop iiit. If i may say so as respectfully as possible, im sure u have great tits. A nice rack is NOT size specific.

 

[ebgood]

Lmao...Potato tits, I know what you mean. Those are those tits that end before they get near the edge of the armpit area.

I call those football boobs

 

[ebgood]

Obviously, I'm a fucken gentleman. So when I talk to ugly chicks I'm very polite and completely avoid the fact that they're but ugly. I must be sending some fucked up vibes or something because the next time I see these hoes they're all dressed up looking like clowns trying to catch me.


Gross..

Careful...attention goes to the heads sometimes

 

[ebgood]

I'll be the judge of that. I've years of experience; I had professional status before you were born

Yup let the pros decide.

 

[SSGrower]

87f yesterday, 56f today. WTF is going on?

Goes with the foot of snow I woke up to this morning.

 

[Fubard]

I'll be the judge of that. I've years of experience; I had professional status before you were born

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL

 

[curious2garden]

Careful...attention goes to the heads sometimes

LOL which head is the question

 

[ebgood]

LOL which head is the question

Lol both. It def gts the girl worked up cus most ugly chicks are aware of the fact so any attention = go time. And for guys..man i dare 1 dude in here to say an ugly girl didnt make their dick twitch at least 1ce in their life

 

[ebgood]

They're a little big for my taste, more than a handful is a waste. The ass is what counts, it's all about that bass...

BARS

 

[ChingOwn]

https://www.callmylostphone.com/

I found it

 

[curious2garden]

https://www.callmylostphone.com/

I found it

LOL should have left it lost

 

[Fubard]

That moment when you wish you were able to get back to work because even I'm scared to go near the bathroom after that monster thunderdump which has left a taste, not a smell, in the air which would make your colleagues' faces turn green...

Must have been a good 2 Courics, damn close to having to punch another hole in my belt after that one.

 

[farmerfischer]

What ever happened to that possum guy.. did he drink himself into jail or something?

 

[neosapien]

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

Obviously, I'm a fucken gentleman. So when I talk to ugly chicks I'm very polite and completely avoid the fact that they're but ugly. I must be sending some fucked up vibes or something because the next time I see these hoes they're all dressed up looking like clowns trying to catch me.


Gross..