Random Jabber Jibber thread

WeedFreak78

WeedFreak78

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jerryb73 said:
I was driving down my buddy’s driveway, long dirt rd, and this big ass owl flew over the car and landed several feet in front of me, right in the middle of the driveway. Looked right at me, kinda sizing me up. Lol. I think he knew I wasn’t gonna run him over..
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It's pretty much ok to hit turkeys, chickens, etc. cause their too stupid to get out of the road and when they do run, it's usually right in front of where you just swerved to avoid them. It's also ok to hit crows, ravens, etc. They're fucking smart enough to know to move. If they're stayng in the road when they see a vehicle coming, they're either mentally deficient, really fucking brave, or figured out most people won't hit them and are manipulating humans. No-one wants either of the second 2. If you hit any bird of prey, you're just a dick.
 
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Fubard

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There was one recently where a woman was not allowed to take her "therapy hamster" or whatever pet rodent she had with her on her flight, something went wrong with the paperwork or something like that, and instead of asking someone who worked at the airport where animal control was the bitch FLUSHED the poor little rodent and then tried to blame the airline and airport for the trauma that caused her.

There would be absolutely no hesitation from me if I was the one pulling the trigger/pushing the button/pulling the handle, vermin such as that female don't count as human in my book.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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BarnBuster said:
I guess what I'm saying who determines the animal is a "certified" service animal? How many weeks/months of training is required? How is the animal tested in various situations (loud noises, busy traffic, other animals, airplanes, trains, buses). Or do you just send in your $150 to XYZ Certification and get your nifty vest and "papers"? I realize there is a need for service animals but if you have them out in the world, there is also a need for some testing standardization that assures they won't panic in certain situations. But then, that makes it a $25K> dog, too.
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I got quotes on 'purchasing' a service dog for my disability. They ran between $68,750 and $83,700 with no guarantee the dog trained would ever alert on my specific issue.

Why does it matter if a diabetic alert dog panics about fireworks or dislikes people as long as they don't bite them. Service dogs fit a wide spectrum of disorders. That is why Federal legislation could be an issue, just like it is for cannabis. As for people bending the rules when has Federal intervention ever worked for that?

One question that can be asked of a person with a service animal is what service does your service animal perform. If their answer leads the person to believe this is not a service animal a call to animal control can clear things up efficiently and quickly. Most disabled people will happily tell you how their service animal has changed their lives. For example mine enabled me to leave the house without another adult for the first time in 22 years.
 
Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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that's the thing, you can't ask them anything, it's a form of discrimination, apparently. the local grocery store told their workers any kind of "service animal" is ok, don't say anything to them, just ignore it and clean up after it if it shits in the store.....the front end manager was giving an employ shit about it one day while i was checking out.
i've thought about stealing one of the llamas from the local animal park....."this is louie, my service llama, where are the cookies? and oh yeah, Louie just shit all over the dairy aisle."
to me, it's just another sign that this society is crumbling, held together by technology so fragile, a magnet could wipe it all out
 
SSGrower

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Roger A. Shrubber said:
that's the thing, you can't ask them anything, it's a form of discrimination, apparently. the local grocery store told their workers any kind of "service animal" is ok, don't say anything to them, just ignore it and clean up after it if it shits in the store.....the front end manager was giving an employ shit about it one day while i was checking out.
i've thought about stealing one of the llamas from the local animal park....."this is louie, my service llama, where are the cookies? and oh yeah, Louie just shit all over the dairy aisle."
to me, it's just another sign that this society is crumbling, held together by technology so fragile, a magnet could wipe it all out
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This is where it then falls to the individual business owner and since there are do few of that compared to the corporate chain and franchise ownerships, the blame and responsibility will always be pushed to someone else or some other government entity.

IMO all service dogs should be badged/Identified so I am not tempted to pet them. An embroidered leash or collar is all that is required. That is the distinction of a service dog.
 
Bareback

Bareback

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WeedFreak78 said:
It's pretty much ok to hit turkeys, chickens, etc. cause their too stupid to get out of the road and when they do run, it's usually right in front of where you just swerved to avoid them. It's also ok to hit crows, ravens, etc. They're fucking smart enough to know to move. If they're stayng in the road when they see a vehicle coming, they're either mentally deficient, really fucking brave, or figured out most people won't hit them and are manipulating humans. No-one wants either of the second 2. If you hit any bird of prey, you're just a dick.
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When I was a kid, a small kid a man pulls up to the house in a 61' Ford pu , radiator steaming, windshield busted, a turkey........
turkey buzzard that is with it's head through the windshield , the dude was covered in buzzard puke ...... f'ing nasty. This birds wingspan was way bigger than the width of the truck.
 
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Fubard

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Something for you all to remember.

A typical speed camera can contain up to 2kg of copper, amongst other metals, so do your bit for the planet and make sure they get recycled into something useful as soon as you can.
 
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Fubard

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Got too impatient, nipped off a little test bud and gave it a quick and nasty dry in the G-Pen. There is a technique to this, only takes a few minutes, but isn't the best way to do things as we all know. Better than using a bleeding microwave though.

Rolled it up with a little tobacco into a splifferette and, well, that ain't opiate painkillers I'm feeling.

As long as I don't kill her in the next week or three, my guess is 1-3 weeks to go as you can see in the pic, and that's not one of the biggest heads you see in the pic, got around a dozen heads on her and I would say that one's close to the "average" size, then this White Haze may well knock me into the middle of next week.

I am so fucking happy with this one, might FINALLY get a successful grow with a yield I class as "sufficient" given my experience level.
 

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