Random Jabber Jibber thread

Chunky Stool said:
My favorite is the rabbit in the middle of the road that would have lived if it had just stayed still.
Nope, the little fucker jumped into my grill.
It wasn't as messy as I thought it would be, but I was only going about 40 mph...
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it doesn't count if they commit suicide. i've never gone out of my way to hit an animal, but i've also never wrecked a vehicle to avoid one, except for when that rhino kept following us, after we ate all those mushrooms.
 
Roger A. Shrubber said:
it doesn't count if they commit suicide. i've never gone out of my way to hit an animal, but i've also never wrecked a vehicle to avoid one, except for when that rhino kept following us, after we ate all those mushrooms.
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I was hunting shrooms in central Fla in the late 70's, guy I was with was counting out loud - he tapered off in the high 20's or 30's. When I finally find him he's passed the fk out with nothing in his bag.

:cuss:
 
GreatwhiteNorth said:
I was hunting shrooms in central Fla in the late 70's, guy I was with was counting out loud - he tapered off in the high 20's or 30's. When I finally find him he's passed the fk out with nothing in his bag.

:cuss:
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I remember, many moons ago, at college doing my electrician training, it was the middle of a serious theory class and suddenly one guy burst into hysterics and pointed out the window. You see, the class looked over a park and here was this Punk out looking for mushies, and thanks to the multicoloured pointy Mohawk hair job it was like watching some weird crossbreed of a baboon and a chicken pecking for food.

We just gave up on that class that day
 
My wife has gone on a weekend camping 50th birthday party for a friend.:bigjoint:
My schedule does not permit me to go.:|

Tonight I have a date.:hump: Meet Cinderella 99.
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I hope she likes the fine vintage of spirits I have planned for the evening.:fire:


First I thought we would start by toasting to the sound of silence in the Fortress of Solitude.
I hope she likes strong aperitifs.
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Just to keep things interesting we will be setting up to make tincture.
For this I have invited Kosher Kush and GG4 to join us.

Copious amounts of clear cool hooch will be generously offered up.
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I'll start flirting with them, once they are completely enamoured and sauced
I'll then tell them their feet stink. That should get them agitated enough
to start releasing their inhibitions. I'll leave them in a confused and distressed state.

Don't worry, I'll vigilantly check in on them often to see that their every need is met.:fire:.

I hope my suave wooing skills are still sharp.:cool:
My next smooth move will be to arrange for a coconut oil bath.:rolleyes:
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Once Cindy has released her pent up essence I will allow her to relax until the morning.
Then I'll have breakfast with her. She loves it when I eat her AND sop her up with a biscuit.


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curious2garden said:
So 7/2 my son was in downtown LA at a bar with his wife watching mexico play brazil (soccer). They were rooting for brazil. I still don't know how they made it out alive.
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I was in the break room at work watching it with my coworker and my coworker was all super excited into it. She was routing for both teams jumping up and down whenever either team was going to score. She was wearing this silly Friday motivational work shirt that day too. Too fuckin comical I just had to work it up. In progress.
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I'm sitting on my balcony enjoying my morning cup of coffee and the weather when the little one comes out. I tell her to go back in and finish her breakfast. As she's opening the screen door she sees my pipe hiding up on the moulding and says "woah, is that a smoke machine?" That's my vape go inside!
 
Karah said:
I slept in a hammock under the clearest skies in northern Michigan last night and ate tacos on the beach for lunch today with some of my best friends.

I needed that.
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My friend had an epic party at his parents foreclosed house right before they all got evicted and while his parents were up in Wisconsin looking to move in with relatives. This was ages ago. But I slept in a hammock outside that night. It was amazing. Think it was about 8am when they woke me up with a chainsaw.
 
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