1. Get high
2. Go get a massage
3. Go get a barber cut and a razor shave
4. Come home take 1 bong hit
5. Take hot shower
6. Sit on couch and watch golf and pass the fuck out
I dunno if I can trust anyone but the boss lady that close to my lifeline, with a razor. I do love a good straight razor shave, though. Guess it's time to get out the hone, and finish the blade. (Boss lady gave me a very special present. Her father's own strops, and personal razor.) Oh, and I don't cut my hair, unless I bring shame to my family, or a family member dies.
The rest of the day, though, sounds like a great day out.
I like to do the Chill Sunday thing. Up around 11, with mimosas and a bong rip. Off to lunch, make it a drive, drop the top! Cruise until we find that little diner out in the middle of no where. Ignore the strange looks, so what if I'm dressed to the nines, and the boss lady is dressed to suit. Order and grub, maybe a break to hit a bowl in the car, after ordering, and enjoying that "midday beer buzz." Cruise on home, if done correctly, this will precipitate another stop for a re-up. (when traveling in the great nowhere of our country, frequent stop and frisks are also of the essence!) Once home, look at the pics of the day, and then blaze while posting on RIU, until you pass out, and the boss lady has to bring you to bed.