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not sure how long they would keep me.. lol ...DD has a award ceremony today at school.. they wont inform us on the award.. gonna be pissed if it's for attendance or "participation"
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not sure how long they would keep me.. lol ...DD has a award ceremony today at school.. they wont inform us on the award.. gonna be pissed if it's for attendance or "participation"
lahadaextranjera
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Worse, I was in a bead shop and I dropped the whole glass jar! So embarrassing!Have you ever pulled an apple from the produce stand and started an avalanche? Yeah me neither.
slowbus
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lahadaextranjera
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You know, the special kind!what kind of beads?
lahadaextranjera
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I hope you sent them straight next door to that lovely neighbour!
i didnt answer LOL but i knew it was them cause they left me a brochure about resurrecting the dead or something
lahadaextranjera
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If I got caught at the door by them I used to tell them I was Jewish and that did the trick! Lol
kinetic
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I told them I was married to a man and haven't seen them since.
lahadaextranjera
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Now that's funny! We should start a thread ' what excuse do you give the Jehovah's?'
lol
slowbus
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I tried to bang the last JW that came by.I put in time bro,like two years or more.She was 25 and so hot.I went through the whole bible w/ this one.I went to a few of her activities with her.Two days after meeting Mom n Dad, they sent her back to Georgia.Damn she was pretty.You know she is something else if I'm doing all that shit.LOL
Oh now that's funny. If I'd been her mom I'd have sent her to New Zealand! Then again I've been watching you.
Air horn defense. Oh is this the one you have to be nice to so they'll help stand guard? If so nix the air horn plan.
mysunnyboy
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sorry i'll keep it down
Skuxx
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I like to lead them on a bit.... tell them I've been thinking about converting for a while... ask some questions, let them think they are going to successfully convert the first person ever..... and then laugh at them and shut the door.
Actually I'm not that mean. I just tell them to leave me the fuck alone or I'll shoot them next time.
cannabineer
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If I'm feeling nice, i say I'm Catholic.
If I'm feeling the other thing, I invite them to MY church if they have a Friday night free ... but they must bring their own cat.
yeah he has been mia huh?