Random Jibber Jabber Thread

tytheguy111

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One time in 8th grade I liked this really hot girl named Jade and I asked my older brother to help me out because I never really dated anyone before and he said draw attention to your dick when your around her well next day I walked in front of her and kept on scratching my balls and she was like QUIT FUCKING TOUCHING YOUR DICK IN FRONT OF ME ASSHOLE THERES A GODAMN REASON THEY MADE BATHROOMS and I was like da fuck and I ran out of school like a little bitch and I never look at her even to this day :/
 

ClaytonBigsby

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One time in 8th grade I liked this really hot girl named Jade and I asked my older brother to help me out because I never really dated anyone before and he said draw attention to your dick when your around her well next day I walked in front of her and kept on scratching my balls and she was like QUIT FUCKING TOUCHING YOUR DICK IN FRONT OF ME ASSHOLE THERES A GODAMN REASON THEY MADE BATHROOMS and I was like da fuck and I ran out of school like a little bitch and I never look at her even to this day :/

LOL, great share, thanks.

Young uns, the lesson here is SHIFT it, don't scratch it. Hopefully we saved someone from the same embarrassment.
 

UncleBuck

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my chicken came back home. not sure where she went for almost two weeks, but she looks fine and dandy now.

that was the first double take i have done in a long time.
 

Pinworm

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Birds are such cool people. We have a huge herd of turkey (almost 25 - mostly hens) barrell through the property every day. I've been feeding them cracked corn. They go crazy for it.
 
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