One time in 8th grade I liked this really hot girl named Jade and I asked my older brother to help me out because I never really dated anyone before and he said draw attention to your dick when your around her well next day I walked in front of her and kept on scratching my balls and she was like QUIT FUCKING TOUCHING YOUR DICK IN FRONT OF ME ASSHOLE THERES A GODAMN REASON THEY MADE BATHROOMS and I was like da fuck and I ran out of school like a little bitch and I never look at her even to this day :/