xKuroiTaimax
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I just wanna say I love you guys
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Scrotie Mcboogerballs
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I think I got myself pregnant this weekendlmfao[/QUOTE
what? what? WHAT?! We have a mod jr? lol
Hepheastus420
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Shhh.. Don't tell tip topI just wanna say I love you guys
Xub420
Active Member
Ya, Or do Satanists who do good, get punished in heaven?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Alone? Dang. ubI think I got myself pregnant this weekend
xKuroiTaimax
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Are you serious? Is HE serious? Are you feeling committed and maternal?? Are you ok.I think I got myself pregnant this weekend
Carne Seca
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Mary?!?!?I think I got myself pregnant this weekend
smok3h
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Finally saw the person who is living in the the apartment right next to me......
and she's hot as hell! Now to turn on the ol' Smok3h charm...
I can also see this ending horribly. We could hook up, and then things could get weird. Do I really want to hook up with someone who lives right next door to me? What if we started dating and had a bad break up? I wouldn't feel safe here, lol.
Fuck it! I'm gonna try to get laid!
and she's hot as hell! Now to turn on the ol' Smok3h charm...
I can also see this ending horribly. We could hook up, and then things could get weird. Do I really want to hook up with someone who lives right next door to me? What if we started dating and had a bad break up? I wouldn't feel safe here, lol.
Fuck it! I'm gonna try to get laid!
KushXOJ
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rainman36
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If she's single then go for it.Start with a friendly neighborly hello and introduction,and sooner or later you and her will become friends,bcuz I mean she's right next door.Don't let her know your intentions but at the same time kind of draw her to you.Observe her behavior,if she go's to the gym,find that gym and approach her and say "hey I didn't know you worked out here" I'm not saying be creepy but adapt to moving how she moves,bcuz,people love people who have the same thing in common with them,even if you don't have anything in common,ACT like you do,you have to mirror your prey,bcuz if it's certain things about her that she's see's in you,she will come around all the time,people love people who are like them and soon as you draw her in,ATTACK!! lol..
rainman36
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Yeah thats how it goe's
or closed mouths can't give head lol..
smok3h
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Hahahaha, thanks for the advice. You're like RIU's very own Hitch!
xKuroiTaimax
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I like this man... he thinks with the head without balls attached lol
I started getting changed for bed... then I started rolling a joint
smok3h
Well-Known Member
Nevermind, I figured it out. No thanks to you assholes
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april
Pickle Queen
LOL aww cupcake yes I am, and so is he
I dunno 10 times in 3 days, seems the odds are stacked against me, just as he was all weekend rflmao OMG why am I laughing at this, meh guess my clock has been ticking for a while... And i'm utterly smitten over this handsome man View attachment 2321711
april
Pickle Queen
I'll pretend i'm u later on
Did I mention he's french
But from Quebec, also muslim which is neat , mmm his kisses taste like durban poison...