Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Indagrow]

Changed bank accounts... Forgot about outstanding checks and direct deposit

Feels great being stupid!

 

[match box]

Changed bank accounts... Forgot about outstanding checks and direct deposit

Feels great being stupid!

The only thing better than feeling stupid is telling everyone on riu that your stupid. I've done this a couple of times.

 

[Indagrow]

I've divulged much deeper darker things here

 

[SirGreenThumb]

 

[Hookabelly]

 

[hexthat]

How to roll a perfect blunt every time.

Supply Needed:
(1) cigar
(2) razor
(3) ground/chopped weed
(4) cellophane/ziplock baggy

Visual Steps:
(1)
(2)
(3)
(4)
(5)
(6)
(7)

Verbal Steps:
(1) Grab a fresh cigar, not one that is crunchy.
(2) Cut down the cigar with a razor.
(3) Empty out the tobacco.
(4) Place on baggy to be used as a rolling aid.
(5) Add weed and view threw baggy to help roll.
(6) Spit works for glue.
(7) End result should be similar.

 

[SirGreenThumb]

The swisher sweets I used not to long ago wasn't that simple. I had to use honey to get the damn thing to seal. Not sure why, but my spit doesn't always work for sealing a blunt.

 

[hexthat]

you got to really wet it down, just not so much that it rips easy cause ive ruined a few getting them too wet

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Yea, been rolling them for years.
I usually wrap my big ass lips around it and slide my tongue up and down the slit.
That sounded really dirty.

 

[Growan]

I've never rolled, nor smoked a blunt. I think I may pop my cherry on that one nect weekend. Is there a recomended size cigar? Yes, a fucking great cuban, obviously... but will it work with a pissy little thing from a square tin?

 

[SirGreenThumb]

There are several different cigars you could choose from, depends on the flavor you want and how big you want your blunt to be. If you want a big blunt, get something like a philly.
I usually use cigarillos...Its like a long joint...

I used to use phillys on that brick weed so I could insure a nice high. I don't like using a lot of weed unless I need to.

 

[Growan]

I used to buy café creme as a change from smoking benson & hedges, but they strike me as being a bit small for the job. I suppose you don't know til you try

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Not sure, but from what I just seen when I looked it up the cafe creme cigars are like 3" while the cigarillos I was talking about are more around 5". You can use whatever leaf you like, they should all work.

If you like the taste of the creme, try em with bud, you may like it.
I love grape swisher sweets. I most recently had white grape.

 

[Growan]

Been ages since I had one, but I recon they'd probably do the job. And they come in such a dinky little tin, too..

 

[SirGreenThumb]

On another note I had a job interview today and I guess you could say that I just got a raise.
27/hr Tier 3 hardware/software analyst.
100% company paid medical, dental and vision.
Starts in 3 weeks gives me time to give a 2 week notice.

 

[mr sunshine]

Smoke a grape swisher sweet...or a backwood is your feeling brave..

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Been ages since I had one, but I recon they'd probably do the job. And they come in such a dinky little tin, too..

I have a crossman pellet tin that I cleaned and store my current smoke in. It holds exactly 7g ground up.

 

[Growan]

Careful now, an overcautious type might mention lead poisoning

 

[SirGreenThumb]

Careful now, an overcautious type might mention lead poisoning

Yea, it was sanded down then thoroughly cleaned. Haven't had any ill effects as of yet.

 

[Indagrow]

I haven't smoked a blunt in a coons age and I heard those philly blunts are for silly stunts I always went white owl.. I hate games, not sure if the money goes to the rappers or not but there must be a correlation no? I think 50 has a blunt for a bit too