I was chillin in my kitchen one night and had a mouse trap set in view. Little mole starts walking around all blind and shit, smells the peanut butter on the trap. Fucker was standing on top of the trap, walking around and it wouldn't go off! Grabbed a pellet gun put one in him and the trap when off when the pellet hit. Talk about a quick kill...
When we hug our man boobs will meet... and then (and only then) will the bromance become full circle...
shits ridiculous.. "any of you wanna try some of my sweet and sour pork?"Breakfast of champions
Favorite GIF of the month... that shit had me in tears
No you won't.Imma post a butt crack picture later
Should have shown him your dick!!Some people need to learn how to lay low.
"hey man, you wanna buy some weed?"
"Didn't you guys just get raided?" (I actually watched the SWAT team raid their house like a month ago)
"That don't mean nothin."
Pardon my assNo you won't.
Imma post a butt crack picture later
Pardon my ass
I see what you did there! trying to lure pinworm back with ass shots huh! It won't work believe me...Pardon my ass
It worked hes backI see what you did there! trying to lure pinworm back with ass shots huh! It won't work believe me...