Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[giggles26]

Lunch time....

My rabbit loves the shit out of plants!

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I had rabbits when I lived in el cajon, ca. I think hawks ate them though. Been thinking about getting my son one so I can use its poo for fertilizer.

 

[Yessica...]

@yessica you need to find new memes redundancy is a capital offense
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OOoooh - sassy...

I like the cut of your jib.

I'm going to keep putting up ones that I think are funny. I have seen them 100 times, still funny to ME!



It's internet - a million people have already done it - there's NOTHING but repetition and redundancy...

AND I STILL FUNKING LAUGH!

 

[giggles26]

I had rabbits when I lived in el cajon, ca. I think hawks ate them though. Been thinking about getting my son one so I can use its poo for fertilizer.

Their poo is awesome!

 

[Yessica...]

@yessica you need to find new memes redundancy is a capital offense
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Oh FINE!

 

[Hydrotech364]

I had rabbits when I lived in el cajon, ca. I think hawks ate them though. Been thinking about getting my son one so I can use its poo for fertilizer.

I remember some wild days in El Cajon and San Yskidrow....Lol

 

[charface]

Which one of you motherfuckers used my hammer and didnt put it back?
So far I have a half hour of precious time invested in looking for it.
Minus the time it took to rant here.

 

[charface]

Ya had to know this is coming...
I stuck it in the plastic drill box. Oops.

 

[charface]

Ps feeding mice was abad idea.
Im residing right now and replacing much wiring they demolished.
Like thanks for the cat food dude, we will be eating yer house if ya need any mice poops just holla.

 

[giggles26]

I fucking hate being sick....

 

[Hydrotech364]

So check this out, been sitting on four ticket's to The Astro's/Marlin's Game.Badass ticket's ,,,for someone who likes watching baseball.They are in what's called the insperity suite @ Minutemaid Park..This Suite is where George HW Bush chills during the games...Free Gourmet Food from the menu, everything.God know's who will be in there tonight.To Top the shit off I have a Diamond Parking pass(Front Fuckin Door)I sold Two ticket's to a Guy in the NFL @ the 4 seasons Houston this morning for $200.00ea.I have PTSD and I don't like base ball so I am packing some Alaskan Thunderfuk and I haven't ate and Bar is free.If Ya catch the highlight's I'll be the Stoned Mf Beside Beyonce that doesn't want to be there....Be good to get the GF out but fuk!Non Fukn Smoking I bet...

Wait til they get a load of Me!

 

[iamnobody]

I've come to realize that the only way I'll ever be in a harem situation is if I were to fuck a chick with multiple personalities.

 

[charface]

I expect mensa to fly in with a sock to extract dick pics to be used against you later.
Watch yer wieners men!

 

[Garden Boss]

Holy shit, how did I miss this in the news?
http://www.krcrtv.com/news/local/teen-arrested-for-trying-to-bbq-family-dog/26963472
Tapatio was bagged at the scene as evidence...

 

[giggles26]

Holy shit, how did I miss this in the news?
http://www.krcrtv.com/news/local/teen-arrested-for-trying-to-bbq-family-dog/26963472
Tapatio was bagged at the scene as evidence...

"When Ramirez was interviewed by deputies, he told them he had methamphetamine in his pocket."

Are we sure this wasn't bath salts and he thought he it was a pig....

 

[Garden Boss]

"When Ramirez was interviewed by deputies, he told them he had methamphetamine in his pocket."

Are we sure this wasn't bath salts and he thought he it was a pig....

"Jonathan Ramirez, said he choked the family's Chihuahua, then placed the dog inside the unlit gas grill. He then tried to ignite it by turning the knobs.
When Ramirez was interviewed by deputies, he told them he had methamphetamine in his pocket.

Ramirez was arrested on drug and animal cruelty charges. The dog was not hurt."


My favorite part... terrible reporting

 

[giggles26]

"Jonathan Ramirez, said he choked the family's Chihuahua, then placed the dog inside the unlit gas grill. He then tried to ignite it by turning the knobs.
When Ramirez was interviewed by deputies, he told them he had methamphetamine in his pocket.

Ramirez was arrested on drug and animal cruelty charges. The dog was not hurt."


My favorite part... terrible reporting

Ha ha I was like wtf...

 

[charface]

He must have choked it very gently?

 

[Garden Boss]

He must have choked it very gently?

consensual?

 

[giggles26]

I don't think I've ever choked anything very gently.....