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joe macclennan

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dunno bout hydrangeas...but I know for a fact heavenly blue morning glory seeds have trace amounts of lsd in them....Usually took me tween 2-3 seedpods to get where I wanted to be
here is some info. https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=21075 http://www.dutch-headshop.com/en/morning-glory-seeds-10-grams-heavenly-blue-p-773.html

and it's lsa....not lsd...me bad

fyi, whatever you do. DO NOT try to go to walmart and buy seeds and eat them. The store bought seeds are sprayed with a fungicide and will make you VERY sick.

The best way is to plant them...one pack of seeds will produce hundreds of seedpods by mid summer........for 89 cents you can trip dozens of times ;)
 
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giggles26

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dunno bout hydrangeas...but I know for a fact heavenly blue morning glory seeds have trace amounts of lsd in them....Usually took me tween 2-3 seedpods to get where I wanted to be
here is some info. https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=21075 http://www.dutch-headshop.com/en/morning-glory-seeds-10-grams-heavenly-blue-p-773.html

and it's lsa....not lsd...me bad

fyi, whatever you do. DO NOT try to go to walmart and buy seeds and eat them. The store bought seeds are sprayed with a fungicide and will make you VERY sick.

The best way is to plant them...one pack of seeds will produce hundreds of seedpods by mid summer........for 89 cents you can trip dozens of times ;)
I was just bout to say it's lsa lol. Yea I think I've had them, didn't do much for me.

Oh well I get clean L whenever I want :)
 

Nutes and Nugs

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Anyone watch Motel Hell tonight?

Nonetheless, next weeks episode is from a party hotel in Oregon.
The preview showed people dressed as mushrooms, a big jar of buds and people toking up.
May be interesting.

Season 2, Episode 3
Episode Synopsis: Ramsay visits the Applegate River Lodge in Oregon, which is plagued by problems stemming from the acrimonious divorce of its formerly married co-owners.
Original Air Date: Aug 4, 2014

http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/hotel-hell-2014/episode-3-season-2/applegate-river-lodge/369853
 

Nutes and Nugs

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Sent wife for toilet paper, she comes back with Angel Soft. Who the fuck do they think they are kidding? That shit says 2-ply, but it's like tissue. What a joke. 11 rolls to the trash. Thank god she didn't buy one of those ridiculous 36 packs. She would have been sleeping on them for a few nights.
Save that shit paper for halloween.
Dress up like mummies.

Some friends of mine used to make gasoline torches with rolls of turdlet paper.
Pretty much a big coffee can, roll of paper and gasoline.
Those would burn for hours and make a lot of light.
 

giggles26

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Sent wife for toilet paper, she comes back with Angel Soft. Who the fuck do they think they are kidding? That shit says 2-ply, but it's like tissue. What a joke. 11 rolls to the trash. Thank god she didn't buy one of those ridiculous 36 packs. She would have been sleeping on them for a few nights.
No shit! No one wants shit finger!

Well unless your up for gay prostitution in Florida..
 

Nutes and Nugs

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Seriously awful tp. I rolled out about 4 feet and folded it like origami and It's like wiping with a Kleenex.
I hate that thin paper especially in the summertime.
The one job I had was working on the floor of a machine shop.
We had fans but no ac like the office people had and we sweat a lot.

Go to wipe with that soft paper and it would curl and bunch up in your ass.
Took twice the tp do do the job.
 

charface

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My wife made that up for me when I was Having a bad trip because she was pissed.
she took me in a dark room first of coarse.
snapped me out of it because it so sooo fucking mean i had to laugh.
I was like bitch is you crazy?
 

joe macclennan

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from my man Liveforever @ Haven :)

Little boy sees his grandpa smoking a cigar and says "Grandpa, can I have some?"

Grandpa says "Does your penis reach your butthole yet?"

Little boy says "No?"

Grandpa says "Then, no, you can't try it!"

The next day little boy sees grandpa with a beer and says "Can I have a drink?"

Again grandpa asks "Does your penis reach your butthole yet?"

Little boy says "No?"

Grandpa says "Then, no, you can't have a drink!"

The next day little boy is sitting there with a plate of chocolate chip cookies and grandpa asks "Can I have one?"

Little boy asks "Does your penis reach your butthole?"

Grandpa says "Why yes, yes it does!"

Little boy replys "Then go fuck yourself!"
 

giggles26

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from my man Liveforever @ Haven :)

Little boy sees his grandpa smoking a cigar and says "Grandpa, can I have some?"

Grandpa says "Does your penis reach your butthole yet?"

Little boy says "No?"

Grandpa says "Then, no, you can't try it!"

The next day little boy sees grandpa with a beer and says "Can I have a drink?"

Again grandpa asks "Does your penis reach your butthole yet?"

Little boy says "No?"

Grandpa says "Then, no, you can't have a drink!"

The next day little boy is sitting there with a plate of chocolate chip cookies and grandpa asks "Can I have one?"

Little boy asks "Does your penis reach your butthole?"

Grandpa says "Why yes, yes it does!"

Little boy replys "Then go fuck yourself!"
 
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