Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Krondizzel]

I need to get me one of THESE!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

women's restrooms are WAY worse than men's! i swear they stand on the toilet and let it spray EVERYWHERE!

No, that's just from shaking the lettuce when the toilets papers run out!!

 

[Krondizzel]

Holy hell. It's 7:15AM Alaska time and I've completed my 12 pack and 1 fifth of tequila... RAHHHRHRHHH hahahahha

WHATS UP ROLL IT UP!

7:20 means it's 4:20 somewhere.

Plus... nailed me a BAD bitch tonight. BAM.

 

[Blue Wizard]

View attachment 2516277 I need to get me one of THESE!

A baby tattoo on your hand?

 

[Krondizzel]

A baby tattoo on your hand?

NO, a fine ass broad that can pack heat.

 

[Indagrow]

It wasn't random. She went to get laid.

hope so I don't want this to be a one sided relationship

 

[Indagrow]

I've licked a girls anus. It tastes like a penny.

I found once you penetrate it looses that penny taste for a bit

 

[Krondizzel]

Where are the troll threads when you need them.

 

[giggles26]

No, that's just from shaking the lettuce when the toilets papers run out!!

You take lettuce into the restroom to?!

 

[lahadaextranjera]

You take lettuce into the restroom to?!

Everytime !! It's just my mobile I'm not allowed in there with !

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Where's Beardo?

 

[Carne Seca]

Where's Beardo?

He's off playing with Bigfoot somewhere. He's a rolling stone. A roving Gypsy. But most of all, he's batshit crazy.

 

[UncleBuck]

so, i got the weed past airport security.

 

[Flaming Pie]

so, i got the weed past airport security.

How did you manage that?

 

[Fungus Gnat]

How did you manage that?

suitcase'd it.

 

[UncleBuck]

How did you manage that?

just kept it in my pocket and thought happy thoughts, like in the movie 'blow'.

we'll be smoking in palm beach tonight!

 

[slowbus]

^^^ don't ask,especially if his weed smells like poop

 

[Flaming Pie]

They dont have the body scanners at your airport? They have em at mine.

 

[slowbus]

just kept it in my pocket and thought happy thoughts, like in the movie 'blow'.

we'll be smoking in palm beach tonight!

Last time I was in Palm Beach a little kid found a bag w/almost 200,000 in cash inside.She called the cops/newspaper to find the owner.The kid was given a 50 or 100 bucks reward or something small like that.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

They dont have the body scanners at your airport? They have em at mine.

they have them on the big island here. that shit scares me, lol