Do codfish have anything to do with that?hahaha i know its hazing, its cool. and i thank god every day i don't have a small dick lol
Yeah...it must be real embarrassing at the urinal pissing all over your own balls...i have a small dick
I see what you did there lolYeah...it must be real embarrassing at the urinal pissing all over your own balls...
Heard that in a movie once...get it?
bahahahahaha
First off Congrats young man.unclebuck is now officially an uncle. and a godparent.
my wife's identical twin sister just gave birth. the cool part is that this kid is basically 50% genetically the same as the baby we'll eventually have, so it's kind of like a 50% sneak preview at my future progeny.
Congratulations. ..unclebuck is now officially an uncle. and a godparent.
my wife's identical twin sister just gave birth. the cool part is that this kid is basically 50% genetically the same as the baby we'll eventually have, so it's kind of like a 50% sneak preview at my future progeny.
This is taking way to long dick pic or gtfo fag!!hahaha i know its hazing, its cool. and i thank god every day i don't have a small dick lol
that depresses me lol
If you haven't already given the happy new parents a card - feel free to borrow mine...unclebuck is now officially an uncle. and a godparent.
my wife's identical twin sister just gave birth. the cool part is that this kid is basically 50% genetically the same as the baby we'll eventually have, so it's kind of like a 50% sneak preview at my future progeny.
maybe their parents only SEEM super, nobody knows what goes on inside somebody else's house hold. and the funny thing is, i know somebody who was abused and didn't have anything growing up and had to work for all his money and he turned out great, i know ppl whose parents what were strict as fuck and they turned out to be assholes, i know ppl who had parents who let them smoke weed, and gave them a bit of booze growing up and they turned out cool as fuck lolIf you haven't already given the happy new parents a card - feel free to borrow mine...
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Also - congratulations. Hope the kid doesn't turn out to be 50% an asshole...
THAT'S my greatest fear. What if I have a kid, and despite my best efforts, that kids turns out to be a little fucking twat? It happens. I know a few assholes, and their parents have been super people...
I am also - KINDA an asshole. Hence saying all of this in your happy Godfather time...
Are you gong to make me an offer I can't refuse...?
bahahahahaha - HAD to.
I KNOW - it's all a fucking crap shoot...maybe their parents only SEEM super, nobody knows what goes on inside somebody else's house hold. and the funny thing is, i know somebody who was abused and didn't have anything growing up and had to work for all his money and he turned out great, i know ppl whose parents what were strict as fuck and they turned out to be assholes, i know ppl who had parents who let them smoke weed, and gave them a bit of booze growing up and they turned out cool as fuck lol
bongwater, i'm just kidding. we all like you here. this is just ritual hazing.