Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[roseypeach]

Oh, I will definitely liven things up in one way or another... and thank you, am glad to see you're still here, baby

Oh you already have and you're very welcome I'm glad I didn't stay gone, it's been so great to see you again baby

 

[charface]

Excuse please?
Is this the island of missfit toys?

 

[charface]

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

i was smoking a cig out in my shed with my homemade bong sitting there in plain view and a cop walked in unexpected

 

[srh88]

i was smoking a cig out in my shed with my homemade bong sitting there in plain view and a cop walked in unexpected

And?

 

[Growan]

i was smoking a cig out in my shed with my homemade bong sitting there in plain view and a cop walked in unexpected

Cool story bro!

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

And?

he didn't even see the bong which i find surprising, im lucky i wasn't smoking a joint or hittin da bong lol thats where i toke up to. I thought he was gonna ask me questions about a bike my friend stole and later returned but it wasn't, apparently somebody tried to break into my neighbors house and i can tell the cop thinks its me and apparently i had a "suspicious reaction" but i was just really surprised, getting accused of something by a cop that i didn't actually do for once lol.

 

[Yessica...]

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

does it bother anybody else when u drink for example budweiser out of a beer mug what says molson canadian?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

he didn't even see the bong which i find surprising, im lucky i wasn't smoking a joint or hittin da bong lol thats where i toke up to. I thought he was gonna ask me questions about a bike my friend stole and later returned but it wasn't, apparently somebody tried to break into my neighbors house and i can tell the cop thinks its me and apparently i had a "suspicious reaction" but i was just really surprised, getting accused of something by a cop that i didn't actually do for once lol.

You've had quite an exciting weekend. I just made a lasagna and got a pearl necklace in return.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

cops were looking around with a flashlight where all the sewage runs off to for some reason

 

[Skuxx]

cops were looking around with a flashlight where all the sewage runs off to for some reason

cops are attracted to shit, like flies

 

[Blue Wizard]

cops were looking around with a flashlight where all the sewage runs off to for some reason

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

cops are attracted to shit, like flies

hahaha made me laugh out loud

 

[Blue Wizard]

I just finished reading Insomnia and started reading IT again, I hadn't read it since jr. high.

 

[Mr. Bongwater]

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Girlfriend just said and I quote " the sex is better than I expected. " Not sure what to make of that.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

 

[charface]

Girlfriend just said and I quote " the sex is better than I expected. " Not sure what to make of that.

Lesson.
Undersell and over deliver.
good job

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

cops are attracted to shit, like flies