Random Jibber Jabber Thread

Hookabelly

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Is there a better cinnamon whiskey or does the whole concept disgust you?

Oh, and Jimmy, I disappoint myself all the time.
Love Fireball, but it can be a tad too sweet. I mix mine w/ another cinnamon whiskey called Sinfire. 1/3 FB to 2/3 SF. Over lots and lots of rocks.

@kmog33 Why is drinking fireball disappointing? b/c it's a girl drink?
 

curious2garden

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SM you really think I blow my sparkle up huh?
Yeah I think you are that clever. I mean it wouldn't be like I filled my hubby up with brussel sprouts, garlic and fish sauce and then sent him to sit in a van with his coworkers all day during high summer. Shit like that would NEVER cross my mind, but you, yeah that devious :) it comes from all that hip swishing LOL!
 

Hookabelly

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Nuthin macho from my perspective, its the waste of good whisky, why not vodka and cinnamon? When I said girly, I was referring to waste....we all seen how much the women in our lives waste stuff :0
Oh no… Whaa? how is drinking fireball wasteful? BTW, when I was at BEVMO, the little weasel there corrected me b/c as I was standing in the whiskey Isle I had asked him for help finding FB. He told me (insert condescending voice here)

"actually, Fireball is considered a 'cordial' you'll find that in the pussy section…" Okay I embellished that last part, but I was catching the really strong vibe that this guy had a Napoleon thing going (I happen to have bee wearing heels that day) so I was a good head taller so I leaned in really closed (so I could look down at the top of his smug-assed forehead) and said sweetly, "thank you so much. I'll remember that from now on." Then waited for him to take a step back. (he did).
 

Hookabelly

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Yeah I think you are that clever. I mean it wouldn't be like I filled my hubby up with brussel sprouts, garlic and fish sauce and then sent him to sit in a van with his coworkers all day during high summer. Shit like that would NEVER cross my mind, but you, yeah that devious :) it comes from all that hip swishing LOL!
Or how about filling up with landjagger, pizza and beer, then with the heat at full blast, implementing the driver's side multi door lock to dutch oven us all.. mwhaa hhaa hhaaaaa
 

curious2garden

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Oh no… Whaa? how is drinking fireball wasteful? BTW, when I was at BEVMO, the little weasel there corrected me b/c as I was standing in the whiskey Isle I had asked him for help finding FB. He told me (insert condescending voice here)

"actually, Fireball is considered a 'cordial' you'll find that in the pussy section…" Okay I embellished that last part, but I was catching the really strong vibe that this guy had a Napoleon thing going (I happen to have bee wearing heels that day) so I was a good head taller so I leaned in really closed (so I could look down at the top of his smug-assed forehead) and said sweetly, "thank you so much. I'll remember that from now on." Then waited for him to take a step back. (he did).
You know they go deaf when boobs get that close; boob muffs.
 

Hookabelly

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You know they go deaf when boobs get that close; boob muffs.
I'm a very friendly person IRL, but this guy was such a smug little prick that I just couldn't resist. He was wound tighter than a snare drum and just a little asshole. Nothing against short people either, but I could tell he had a complex about it, so if he was going to be that rude, well… then… I can be sweetly rude too
 

Singlemalt

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I'm a very friendly person IRL, but this guy was such a smug little prick that I just couldn't resist. He was wound tighter than a snare drum and just a little asshole. Nothing against short people either, but I could tell he had a complex about it, so if he was going to be that rude, well… then… I can be sweetly rude too
Did ya check the size of his feet?
 

kmog33

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Love Fireball, but it can be a tad too sweet. I mix mine w/ another cinnamon whiskey called Sinfire. 1/3 FB to 2/3 SF. Over lots and lots of rocks.

@kmog33 Why is drinking fireball disappointing? b/c it's a girl drink?
Lol fireball is just disgusting imo and you should be drinking just about any other type of whiskey. Jack Daniels is also pretty gross.

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curious2garden

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I'm a very friendly person IRL, but this guy was such a smug little prick that I just couldn't resist. He was wound tighter than a snare drum and just a little asshole. Nothing against short people either, but I could tell he had a complex about it, so if he was going to be that rude, well… then… I can be sweetly rude too
Sadly after he went deaf he probably thought you were coming on to him! LOL those types can't learn. @Singlemalt don't forget wrist circumference.
 
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