I fucking love my mother.
The 71 year old little dear has some medical issues. She recently got a tooth removed to have an implant eventually put in, and she got dry socket TWICE. She was taking a lot of pain meds, the ones with Codeine in them.
Apparently that shit bungs you up, so she said finally this morning after almost impacted bowels, she passed a very large poo baby.
Then she said to me, and I SHIT YOU NOT:
"My bum sure is sore today though. I feel like I got GANG RAPED."
I literally fell on the floor rolling with laughter. She's the cutest little ginger older lady you have ever seen.
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha