Yesterday Mrs. Goodson came home in a bad mood. Might've been because of work, she said something about me not listening to her enough. Idk, I really wasn't paying attention...
After a while I couldn't take it anymore so I said
"Look here woman! I'm about to shove my cock so far down your throat you'll be tasting ball sack for a week!"
That was the end of it, she laughed, I laughed, and then we smoked a few bowls. Everything was fine again in the Goodson household.
Later that evening I was thinking back on the situation and thought
"Heeeeeyyyyy?! What was sooooo funny about that? I was serious!"