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abe supercro

abe supercro

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pabloesqobar said:
That's cool that you... ...love cock. Not many men on this site are into it. Not my thing, but you guys are paving the way for future young homosexuals. Bravo. Seriously.
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pabloesqobar said:
Hah, that's cool. I've seen him post about that dude before so I assume he's gay or bisexual like yourself. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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I give you permission to sound like a homophobe lol. Not that there's anything wrong with being a phobe. Bravo. Seriously. :-)
 
Trousers

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Blue Wizard said:
It's a pretty even split between hispanics and whites. The crackers are the worst out of the bunch though, white girls in their early 20's fuck up apartments faster than anyone else.
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Our last shithole apt we sold was trashed by 3 separate people that lived there over about 13 years. 2 of them were white girls in their 20's. One claimed the damage to the door was not here fault. Her former friend kicked it in to steal her handgun. She said that I should pay for it, it wasn't her fault.

Us white people are so lame.
 
Trousers

Trousers

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If she bought the renter's insurance I told her to buy, she would have only had to pay $50.

If you rent, get renter's insurance. It is cheap.
 
Balzac89

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It's so hot today I'm just gonna write all day.

I just passed 7,600 words. That breaks the short story limit
 
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leftyguitar

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This is pretty random. So this must be the right place.
I saw a friend yesterday who said... "I knew as soon as I saw you walk into Steve's birthday party two weeks ago that you were high as fuck." My response... "really, how could you tell (and I was dead serious)." He just looked at me for what felt like two minutes. And he was right. I had another friend of ours drive me and I smoked and vaped a ton before I went and then in the driveway of the house before I went in. Totally baked. And it was fun.
Random jibber jabber.
 
Blue Wizard

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Trousers said:
Our last shithole apt we sold was trashed by 3 separate people that lived there over about 13 years. 2 of them were white girls in their 20's. One claimed the damage to the door was not here fault. Her former friend kicked it in to steal her handgun. She said that I should pay for it, it wasn't her fault.

Us white people are so lame.
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I wish it was over the span of 13 years. The girl in #30 only lived there for 3 years according to the books. We had to replace all the carpet, all the doors, the stove, the fridge, the vent hood over the stove, all the light fixtures, bathroom sink, medicine cabinet, kitchen faucet, two windows and I had to repair holes in every wall and the bedroom ceiling. The smallest hole was about the size of a softball and the biggest took more than one sheet of sheet rock to fix.
 
bu$hleaguer

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Blue Wizard said:
I wish it was over the span of 13 years. The girl in #30 only lived there for 3 years according to the books. We had to replace all the carpet, all the doors, the stove, the fridge, the vent hood over the stove, all the light fixtures, bathroom sink, medicine cabinet, kitchen faucet, two windows and I had to repair holes in every wall and the bedroom ceiling. The smallest hole was about the size of a softball and the biggest took more than one sheet of sheet rock to fix.
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Damn dude what the fuck.
 
Blue Wizard

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bu$hleaguer said:
Damn dude what the fuck.
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That's how people roll around here. I'll be honest though, that was the worst one I've had to do but there have been at least 10 others that were close. Including one I've got scheduled to do next week. :-|

It's 100x better than it was last year but it's still pretty bad. That girl in 30 was a hooker BTW.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Blue Wizard said:
That's how people roll around here. I'll be honest though, that was the worst one I've had to do but there have been at least 10 others that were close. Including one I've got scheduled to do next week. :-|

It's 100x better than it was last year but it's still pretty bad. That girl in 30 was a hooker BTW.
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Huh. That's how hookers roll, I guess. Fuckin hard mode all day. You wanna pay to fuck? You gotta piss on this carpet and kick a hole in my ceiling then, motherfucker. If you do all that and then fuck up the hood over the stove, I'll suck your cock for $60.
 
Blue Wizard

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bu$hleaguer said:
Huh. That's how hookers roll, I guess. Fuckin hard mode all day. You wanna pay to fuck? You gotta piss on this carpet and kick a hole in my ceiling then, motherfucker. If you do all that and then fuck up the hood over the stove, I'll suck your cock for $60.
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Nah, she worked the hotels and the truckstop, which are all within walking distance. I found like 30 hotel room cards cleaning that shit hole.
 
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