Random Jibber Jabber Thread

curious2garden

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They do I can't get on base tho I'm a forgein national until all my paperwork is done I'm not allowed on
And I don't trust hubby to pick things out they only have a small selection
How is it possible that the red tape is inversley proportional to the tools we have to solve it! I SWEAR TO GOD!

anchor baby
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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How is it possible that the red tape is inversley proportional to the tools we have to solve it! I SWEAR TO GOD!
One would think that computers would be able to crunch the data quickly, but that's not always the case.
A couple of years back my shop needed to get TWIC cards & we all applied at the same time.
The first one approved was a dude that had been a meth head for 20 years with a yard long rap sheet & in prison more often than not.
Because I was born overseas it took over 8 months to get approved despite a career in the military and a secret security clearance.

WTF!!
 

tyler.durden

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One would think that computers would be able to crunch the data quickly, but that's not always the case.
A couple of years back my shop needed to get TWIC cards & we all applied at the same time.
The first one approved was a dude that had been a meth head for 20 years with a yard long rap sheet & in prison more often than not.
Because I was born overseas it took over 8 months to get approved despite a career in the military and a secret security clearance.

WTF!!
What I'm getting from your story is that you should start smoking meth...
 

xxMissxx

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my poor ladies R under attack! fuck a doodle just shumuched 12 x caterpillars .... green gooooo comes out!!!
upload_2015-9-2_15-17-11.jpeg wishing wishing wishing it was a different kind of caterpillar!
 

bu$hleaguer

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We will have to agree to disagree on that one. I've met some people who were ugly to all the senses and were a terrible person to boot.
Just a complete waste of air, never mind food and water. Terrible, terrible, people.
Yeah I would think the shit sock throwers fit into this category. After all, how the fuck do you fill a sock with shit? A trowel? Hands? Human or animal shit?
 

Blue Wizard

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Yeah I would think the shit sock throwers fit into this category. After all, how the fuck do you fill a sock with shit? A trowel? Hands? Human or animal shit?
Smelled like baby shit. I took a picture of the sock but it came out too blurry and looked like a brown blob, otherwise you would have got pics.
 
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