Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[GreatwhiteNorth]

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[ebgood]

Sittin in bed smokin a J watchin the martian. Its a good nite

 

[StonedFarmer]

shits poppin off with the two crews I know. My crew (big dope dealers) busted shots on a next block, hitting a guy 5 times.

get a text from my cousin saying some guy running his mouth around where I live about shooting up the block. I notice whats happening and say ''dun worry it's good''

makes it worse they buy there dope from my crew and my cousin doesn't know just yet they aremy friends.

fucking said I'm done, i got house arrest I aint getting involved. let m kill each other!

 

[mr sunshine]

shits poppin off with the two crews I know. My crew (big dope dealers) busted shots on a next block, hitting a guy 5 times.

get a text from my cousin saying some guy running his mouth around where I live about shooting up the block. I notice whats happening and say ''dun worry it's good''

makes it worse they buy there dope from my crew and my cousin doesn't know just yet they aremy friends.

fucking said I'm done, i got house arrest I aint getting involved. let m kill each other!

You should call the cops and report it.

 

[StonedFarmer]

You should call the cops and report it.

man, I did and they started asking what's the location but I wasn'tnsure f tey meant dope spot or my house so I told them both. all suspects named!

kids live around here ffs

 

[mr sunshine]

man, I did and they started asking what's the location but I wasn'tnsure f tey meant dope spot or my house so I told them both. all suspects named!

kids live around here ffs

Rat!!

 

[StonedFarmer]

Rat!!

I prefer mouse cause we squeel

 

[Singlemalt]

^^^LOL

 

[StonedFarmer]

Another gripe I got is the kids i watch. two are 4, one is 13 the other 9...

now all them half black with a huge dealer of a daddy. but one kid the 9yo comes homeand asks ``whats for dinner?`` I say stu hisresponse ''jamaican food'' 13yo ``does this look like a jamaican house to you?``

bitch kid goes naw it looks like a white house. i just shook my head and walked away. fuckig kid calledme a cracker.

his dad turned his phone off cause i was flippin out. kids gettin smacked if he looks at me again

 

[Singlemalt]

Uh, a question here: do you run a daycare?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Uh, a question here: do you run a daycare?

 

[mr sunshine]

Another gripe I got is the kids i watch. two are 4, one is 13 the other 9...

now all them half black with a huge dealer of a daddy. but one kid the 9yo comes homeand asks ``whats for dinner?`` I say stu hisresponse ''jamaican food'' 13yo ``does this look like a jamaican house to you?``
bitch kid goes naw it looks like a white house. i just shook my head and walked away. fuckig kid calledme a cracker.

his dad turned his phone off cause i was flippin out. kids gettin smacked if he looks at me again

Ain't nothing more gangsta than babysittin..

 

[mr sunshine]

Uh, a question here: do you run a daycare?

Daycare/trap house?

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[StonedFarmer]

fuck bro, if ya think I'm qualified for that, we got serious communication problems!

naw my cousin rubbed up all on a jamaican coke dealer... we all know the story

Shes back in school and this gets me off house arrest. daddy is getting it hen he shows up. I'm going to scream like a freak and throw him money but expect more. eta 25min

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Hey, thunk a chillin in the noggin with a 40 will get their attention.
If that don't work use a 9 - no use in wasting any more beer.

 

[StonedFarmer]

Daycare/trap house?

pimpin ain'teasy bro

 

[Singlemalt]

google voodoo and learn quick, Jamaicans are skeered shitless of voodoo

 

[mr sunshine]

pimpin ain'teasy bro

You should be a panadero, That's probably pretty easy..

 

[Singlemalt]

You should be a panadero, That's probably pretty easy..