Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[RainbowBrite86]

I'm watching Pitch Perfect with my girlies and I can't help it...i'm bored...

 

[slowbus]

nobody can clean the house faster then a guy expecting to get laid

 

[RainbowBrite86]

^^it's true.

 

[Kodank Moment]

nobody can clean the house faster then a guy expecting to get laid

All of a sudden I know how to use all cleaning supplies, where everything goes, and how to do laundry.

 

[minnesmoker]

It's true. I do shit skittles.

Well, there's THAT foreplay, outta the question...

 

[kinetic]

nobody can clean the house faster then a guy expecting to get laid

Or a guy who had the chance to watch porn, play some video games, had a beer, and do alittle gardening on a day off before the wife gets home.

 

[Bear Country]

Or a guy who had the chance to watch porn, play some video games, had a beer, and do alittle gardening on a day off before the wife gets home.

Dam it...I'm sick of you guys spying on me....shit...cant get away with nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Goddamnit, how do you get multiple quotes in your sig? Every time I try it tells me there is a 300 character limit.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Goddamnit, how do you get multiple quotes in your sig? Every time I try it tells me there is a 300 character limit.

You gotta be like super cool. But yeah that's how you do it. And give rollie a handy.

 

[Padawanbater2]

Goddamnit, how do you get multiple quotes in your sig? Every time I try it tells me there is a 300 character limit.

Your sig is too long to add something else

 

[Padawanbater2]

Goddamnit Nicole Kidman is a fox!

She'll be fuckable 'til she's 70!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Watched this movie last night. Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[video=youtube;PkULMOFpuCo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkULMOFpuCo[/video]

 

[dangledo]

6er of heineken and 2 benedryls is all i need to ride a plane. i think i even enjoyed myself up there. until they kicked me out of the bathroom. masturbating in the bathroom is 'frowned' upon. haha.

really though, do you have to have the riu app to load pictures from your phone?

 

[kinetic]

Glad you made it Dangledo, I always hated take offs and landings. I never experienced rough turbulence though thankfully.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Today I was woken up by a knock on the door and a young man trying to leave two little boys (toddlers) in their underwear with me. At first I was confused because he just kept telling me all the scary dangerous stuff they'd been out there doing by themselves...and then I realized why he was telling me...and of course I was like "ummm....those aren't my kids though..." Don't know who their parents are but whoever they are they were a ways off.

 

[joe macclennan]

Today I was woken up by a knock on the door and a young man trying to leave two little boys (toddlers) in their underwear with me. At first I was confused because he just kept telling me all the scary dangerous stuff they'd been out there doing by themselves...and then I realized why he was telling me...and of course I was like "ummm....those aren't my kids though..." Don't know who their parents are but whoever they are they were a ways off.

Fuckin parents. I was gonna say I hope they get home, but on second thought some ppl. shouldn't be allowed to breed.

 

[cannabineer]

Today I was woken up by a knock on the door and a young man trying to leave two little boys (toddlers) in their underwear with me. At first I was confused because he just kept telling me all the scary dangerous stuff they'd been out there doing by themselves...and then I realized why he was telling me...and of course I was like "ummm....those aren't my kids though..." Don't know who their parents are but whoever they are they were a ways off.

But tell me now. Was there maybe a split second in which your hindbrain screamed "my KIDS!!" ~ ? cn

 

[Indagrow]

Soooooo just sold a Lexus is350, best part was I use my iPad as a sales tool to show the car fax and left a customer with it.. When I returned they had been looking at rollitup!! I was instantly overcome with like anxiety/embarrassment until the guy said the 1000 watt hps grow looked phenomenal, I had to hold back my big juicy secret that I partake in the process and had grow pics on the same Ipad....Phew barely made it out of that one

 

[Bear Country]

6er of heineken and 2 benedryls is all i need to ride a plane. i think i even enjoyed myself up there. until they kicked me out of the bathroom. masturbating in the bathroom is 'frowned' upon. haha.

really though, do you have to have the riu app to load pictures from your phone?

DANG.....you would never cut it in flight training school....LOL and knocking one off in the bathroom by yourself does not qualify you for the Mile High Club....Muahaahahah But hey...nice try anyway!!! LOL

 

[shrxhky420]

Watched this movie last night. Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[video=youtube;PkULMOFpuCo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkULMOFpuCo[/video]

added to my netflix queue thanks
SH420