Random Jibber Jabber Thread

cannabineer

cannabineer

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Bear Country said:
Howdy yall.....listen...sorry to cut in here...I didnt even go back and read the current event on jibber jabber but I have a situation on my hands. I had a really fucked up day today. Let me fill you in...I need some input on this....I know many of you are attending college...or have attended college..etc....my little lady is telling me what I need right now is a road trip to let my blood pressure settle down. So today I get a call from the university where my son is attending....it was his advisor.....now when we enrolled him, I had him sign the FERPA...which allows us access to his doings....after all I'm paying for it...I want to know what this guy is doing. Well mid terms just came out.....his advisor calls me and tells me there is a problem.....he is failing every single course....he did just fine his first semester....further more she tells me that he will have to withdraw because he is just so far behind...he just cannot recover......needless to say I came FUCKEN UNGLUED.....I have been so freaken pissed off today....its been horrible. So I text my son and tell him we need to talk....I inform him that I know the results of his mid terms.....I didnt hear back from him till just a bit ago....telling me that he cant come home till he knows that I have cooled down......thats because he knows I want to shove my size 12s so far up his posterior that he might have to have them surgically removed....I am super angry...I feel betrayed, angry....hurt...I dont know what all I feel....but for the last two months this guy has gotten out of bed , left the house and driven supposedly to school....we are thirty miles from campus....problem with that little story is the reason he is failing is because he has not been attending class.....I'm old school guys....i have done a relative good job making adjustments to accomadate this young generation but this is totally unacceptable in my book.....I am going to post this ....I will not respond to your feed back right away...I want to read yalls thoughts on this first.....sorry to unload this SHIT on you guys.....but perhaps perspective from others might help me see things differently... I dont want to do something I might regret later on...Thanks
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Keep your calm, and don't spend 1¢ more on his college education. Let him know that you're not blocking him from continuing, but that your subsidy was predicated upon his performance. No performance = no subsidy. Jmo. cn
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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I never understood why they'd hide them there. I mean, why hide your weapon in the one place that men are going to be focusing on? Why not hide it somewhere like...her hair? It's gigantic! They could fit two guns, a box of backup ammo, and a hidden camera for evidence in there...
 
greenswag

greenswag

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RainbowBrite86 said:
I never understood why they'd hide them there. I mean, why hide your weapon in the one place that men are going to be focusing on? Why not hide it somewhere like...her hair? It's gigantic, they could fit two guns, a box of backup ammo, and a hidden camera for evidence in there...
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because it's austin powers, and austin powers is just awesome.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
RainbowBrite86 said:
Just as long as you don't use the words "boobies" and "assault boobies" interchangeably to try to imply they're both equally damaging and as easily obtained. Because obviously assault boobies are very different.
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A former work colleague called those summer tops that are all tight around the ribs and all open around the neckline as Here Are My Tits tops. Those are Assault Boobies. cn
 
see4

see4

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Yo, check this shit out... so im straight chillin at my crib piece, sippin on sizzurp... I gots my beats knockin in the background and i gots some porn on my big scrren with my two pitbulls chillin on either side.. and a loud knock on the door, so i grab my gat and crew rolls out from the other room wit they gats n shit yo. it was popo at da door yo... but get this shit yo, they be female cops and shit, so im mad high and i be like, yo ladies come up in here lemmi show you a real man... so next thing you know, i got this one cop suckin my dick and shit... yo that shit was dope ya'll
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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Blue Wizard said:
Your lime green and black full auto suppressed glock with extended mag right?
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This comes up alot. There are ZERO civilian transferable Glock 18s in the US. Since 1968 it has been illegal to import a machinegun into the US for civilian use. The Glock 18, even if
importedpre-1986, could not be owned by a civilian- unless you could go back in time to 1967 with one and register it.

That said, the Glock 18, was produced AFTER the 1986 ban. There may have been a couple Glock 17s converted to full-auto, but even that would be extremely rare. If there were, it would
probably be something like fewer than 10.

What most people see are probably dealer samples.
In other words.......well i think you get where this is going.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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slowbus said:
whats a good way to check my credit?I was thinking of trying to get a loan from my bank.I have no idea about that shit.I haven'y had a loan in over 20 years.
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if you apply for a loan or a credit card and get turned down, you have 30 or 60 days to request a copy of your credit report, although it will ding your credit score by a couple points to do it that way.

otherwise, i suppose you can pay for a credit report.
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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see4 said:
Yo, check this shit out... so im straight chillin at my crib piece, sippin on sizzurp... I gots my beats knockin in the background and i gots some porn on my big scrren with my two pitbulls chillin on either side.. and a loud knock on the door, so i grab my gat and crew rolls out from the other room wit they gats n shit yo. it was popo at da door yo... but get this shit yo, they be female cops and shit, so im mad high and i be like, yo ladies come up in here lemmi show you a real man... so next thing you know, i got this one cop suckin my dick and shit... yo that shit was dope ya'll
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I totally believe every word of this.
 
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