minnesmoker
Well-Known Member
I used to date a beautiful puerto rican girl, huge boobs. She would cut you oh yes she would. She once broke my acoustic guitar over my head and shoulders.
my first love, a beautiful girl from Ecuador, awoke me one morning. It was dark, and I felt her plop on top of me, naked and just awakened by a dream. I felt something against my neck and tried to move, she warned me not to (it was my straight razor. LoL) she had a DREAM that I had cheated, and was trying to force a confession.