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minnesmoker

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Last night, I took my nightly meds (100 mg of diphenhydramine, 2 mg Xanax, 2 bowls, and a special double ale treat last night.) Then, as I was getting ready for bed, I get a call (11:00 PM.) The neighbor, "You wanna take me and my friend out to the bar?" I said, I can't... I'm stoned, half drunk, and pilled sedated. She asks if the boss lady will drive, I asked, she did. Wanted a beer at the bar, but they had honey jack... Yummy. I had a double neat, with a glass of coke, on the side. Then we went outside to the patio, where I had an experience much like those envisioned in Fear and Loathing. Bartender thought I was cool, or some shit. I bought another double on the patio -- that was good for me, I sipped it for a bit, then bam... Last call... bar closes, bartender pours me a double, on the house. Told him "I think you just made an enemy, but, I'll be your friend till she kills ya'." The boss lady kinda' laughs, and says "go ahead." That's right about where I stopped remembering, until I woke up at noon, today. I guess I was a pretty well behaved psycho drunk last night, though.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Total Head said:
mauny pardons but i ad a drunk tonite and its like this: fuck that crustyh whore and her crusty whore madness. i told her that it was nonmsenseand we'ew gpmma hqve a eart to heat tommorrow. i've been there for yars. fuck that wench. i texted her and told er that this shit was fucked up. it's not right. o've known her or over a decade a nt thi bitch is gonna try to fudk it up. she xoulnswvwb ximw to RHW party tonite. shit is fucked up. people from out childhood was there and whe couldn't evn come because her bitch is fucking craay. sorry fot the drunk but what tbe fuck. ot's my friend and whe acn't even hang out with her peeos. fuck that bitch were ginna have beef. sme old ladyt gave me a ride home from the party becaue she cares. does that bitch fare? sbe wants us all dead and weve bent there forevwr. shes just ome slut. im important and people onling are better breinds than this bitvch. shes just a troublemaker and she wants to xcontrol that girl. i give a shit and i tried to asay happy birthdY BUT SHE didnt get back to me. she ahs real friends but shes all fucked up over this girsl. it a bunch of bullshit
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eww, uh, yeah, my brother,.......mmm go ahead and drink some water, a lot of water... tomorrow is going to suck.




PS, that woman who drove you home wanted to come in...
 
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minnesmoker

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ClaytonBigsby said:
eww, uh, yeah, my brother,.......mmm go ahead and drink some water, a lot of water... tomorrow is going to suck.


PS, that woman who drove you home wanted to come in...
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These words are wise. In addition to the water, be prepared in the morning, mango juice is the best, with a bowl... Don't lay around feeling like shit though, as soon as you can't sleep any more get up, hit that juice and water and bowl.

And, word on the strange.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Yeah, American version. I tried to watch the NEglish version, but I couldn't get more than ten minutes in. The US cast is superb. One of my favorite shows ever.
 
dirtyho1968

dirtyho1968

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Fiona is so hot! And her friend, damn I forgot her name right now, the one married to Kevin.
But yeah, Frank is funny as hell. South siders... Great show :-)
 
sunni

sunni

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gunna watch south park over again im a huge SP fan my mom let me watch it when it came out i was only 8 she didnt care as long as i didnt repeat the words they said anywho im such a big fan heres a photo of my cute coffee mug View attachment 2652958
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Yeah, Veronica is fine! The episodes with Kevin porking her mom were some of the best. When he tried to put a sheet over her head.....oh fuck, man, I lost it.
 
Flaming Pie

Flaming Pie

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Total Head said:
mauny pardons but i ad a drunk tonite and its like this: fuck that crustyh whore and her crusty whore madness. i told her that it was nonmsenseand we'ew gpmma hqve a eart to heat tommorrow. i've been there for yars. fuck that wench. i texted her and told er that this shit was fucked up. it's not right. o've known her or over a decade a nt thi bitch is gonna try to fudk it up. she xoulnswvwb ximw to RHW party tonite. shit is fucked up. people from out childhood was there and whe couldn't evn come because her bitch is fucking craay. sorry fot the drunk but what tbe fuck. ot's my friend and whe acn't even hang out with her peeos. fuck that bitch were ginna have beef. sme old ladyt gave me a ride home from the party becaue she cares. does that bitch fare? sbe wants us all dead and weve bent there forevwr. shes just ome slut. im important and people onling are better breinds than this bitvch. shes just a troublemaker and she wants to xcontrol that girl. i give a shit and i tried to asay happy birthdY BUT SHE didnt get back to me. she ahs real friends but shes all fucked up over this girsl. it a bunch of bullshit
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Holy shit. Maybe the GF didn't want her to get fucked up at a party. lol
 
MojoRison

MojoRison

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And now for something completely different...
[video=youtube;3yRMbH36HRE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yRMbH36HRE&feature=share&list=PLJicmE8fK0 Ej0ydQb92FLAqrjIPJZ_RU2[/video]
 
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