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minnesmoker
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Hey kids, Big Daddy is home!
So...
I'll be out for dinner before you read this, just one more reply, and to more hits in the bowl!
(I'm at 185 right now. Almost back to the 6 pack!
So...
I've got that same scar. It's a rookie mistake, but you'll ONLY make it once! Almost re-opened the artery in my hand, and almost took off my forefinger. Yikes!Yes well the idiot who chased me with my uncle's service machete (I used it to chop onions best thing ever), never got another chance. I have a one (serious), strike rule.
I have had a TERRIFIC life! Fun, exciting, unique and I'm taking the best stories to the graveI've done and seen things so many other's have not. I've challenged myself and both won and lost. I know my limits and I've been truly blessed. If I can't get my shit together for what I'm planning I can live happily with that. I have had a full life.
Oh and one more thing. I have never been shot but I have been stabbed. It hurts like a mother especially when you have to suture it yourself while others laugh at you for your own stupidity, sigh...... Oh and one more tip. If you ever have to stab, as opposed to slice, don't let go of the hilt when you first hit bone, big beginners tip off there, very embarrassing.
Where'd you serve your time, state or fed?
We have a rule around here ... Anger DOES NOT interfere with our sex life. We'll just have angry sex.
Well Played, Mr. Elvis Impersonator.I just made the kids a peanut butter, banana, and honey sandwich. Took everything I had not to eat one.
Kinda looks like this...
Yer welcome, baby. And, thanks for not slitting my throat last night
I'll be out for dinner before you read this, just one more reply, and to more hits in the bowl!Nice. I know it's a fact at work. My boss and I are exact height, build, but, I'm 6'3" with a 32" waist at 195#, he's a 36" at 190#. He works on the crew more than I do, and I'm 10 years older than him.
(I'm at 185 right now. Almost back to the 6 pack!
Whoa! Sounds just like Big Bear Lake. We used to get our last snowfall of the year right about now. I remember one time it snowed June first!
Have you spent a few minutes considering what could possibly have upset her? If you are coming up with nothing ask her. She maybe having a problem and needs some support.
Yes there's a problem and it's usually a cry for help or a very loud communication LOL.
^^^^^^^^^ great options! I'd just add,
4. Ask her if she is having a problem you can help with.
You sure it's not an optical illusion related to larger ass configuration?
Blue Wizard
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Or marshmallow creme.Love those man, try replacing the honey with nutella.out.
minnesmoker
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Or marshmallow creme.
Why replace? Why not all THREE?
And now for a public service message from my Bluetooth Keyboard.Or marshmallow creme.
Ok why are y'all trying to wreck me? I swear I've done nothing. I have not deserved all the Dr. Pepper spewed on me and if she hurls on me I quit! Please I beg you do not make her laugh, snort or hurl! I fear for my life!
Blue Wizard
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I wonder how that would taste? I think I have all three, lemme go make a sandwich and I'll report my findings.
At 6'3" 185, that's literally so.
Precisely, I only made it once
You two are too cute
It gives me hope for humanity to see two people be so supportive and sweet. See now here's a man that knows how to appreciate a woman!Yer welcome, baby. And, thanks for not slitting my throat last night
minnesmoker
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I'm just throwing this out there, but, a hint (just a tiny teeny little hint) of elaboration would be awesome...
Kinda like when you used to get your carbon copied copy of the day's assignment, but the first 7 examples and 3 problems are gone, and you are still expected to answer. And the nun was just standing there, with the fuckin' ruler (so help me, IF I had gotten my hands on that ruler...)
Anyway, please elaborate...
Blue Wizard
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Well I was out of marshmallow creme, and the nutella just sort of over powered the honey.
hereshegrows
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You need to get taco in a bag, you have been missing out my friend!
Where'd you serve your time, state or fed?
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Ahh, what went wrong? They seemed like some really fun plans too.
Wait are you sure we weren't separated at birth? I have sadomasochistic nuns in my history as well. I remember some of the things I planned to do if I ever got that ruler.
minnesmoker
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That "taco in a bag", and "pizza in a bag," and a few others are prison staples. There are actually prison cook books now. It's funny how when a couple ex-cons around start talking about 'cooking' in prison, all the people that haven't served time just HAVE to try it. Like peanut butter and bananas on moon pies, heated either on your hot pot, or over your coffee mug during count -- perfect pre-workout breakfast.
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You need to get taco in a bag, you have been missing out my friend!
Where'd you serve your time, state or fed?
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