Random Jibber Jabber Thread

theQuetzalcoatl

Active Member
It was a pretty straightforward DUI. It took longer to give the statement than it might have because I speak/look like a cop. No, sadly no beer store.
 

Jimmyjonestoo

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Until the 20th century, reality was everything Humans could touch, smell, see and hear Since the initial publication Of the charged electromagnetic spectrum Humans learned that what they can touch Smell, see, and here is less than one millionth of reality
 

Grandpapy

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If you know Kuroi ... that's not a safe assumption. :mrgreen: cn
No, I really don't know Kuroi but anyone that loves dancing that much cant be all bad!

And after been given Morphine for chest pains I'm sure the hospital is cutting that shit with saline solution, or the nurse was taking the stuff home because I just looked at her after she hooked me up and I said "well turn it up!" she just sorta laughed and replied in 4 hrs. (bitch).
 

rainman36

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I just watched Jersey shore, and while listening/watching that "Deena" chick.......I seriously couldn't believe how a human being could be such a fucking

loudmouth,
annoying,
obnoxious,
disgusting,
irresponsible,
wannabe,
clingy,
crybaby
25 year old fucking yappymouth child.

I hope to god that it's all reality tv roleplaying making her look bad, and she's not actually like that..

I would rather tie my testicles to a monster truck and get them dragged through a strip of broken glass and sandpaper at 200 mph, than hear her drunk voice in person for more than 1 second.
I still can't believe the show has even lasted this fucking long,without getting canceled,but I guess with those characters,the viewers see their selves in them wich has to be people who are slightly retarded.
 

meechz 024

Active Member
My brain is immune to the addictive properties of nicotine.....People say "once you buy your first pack and finish it, the cravings start.

I've been buying pack after pack for months.......My lungs adjusted long ago, still never have a craving for a smoke...I seriously only smoke cigs just to smoke something, and don't even enjoy them 50% of the time.

the other 50% of the time I do enjoy them, it's not like "fuuccccck I need to smoke right now man" ....its like "Why not a smoke?"

I go months without smoking and then start up again, sometimes heavy smoking.

Some say it hasn't hit you yet, or it takes longer for some people to get addicted. Naw......I think some people just find it hard to believe that others brains process nicotine differently, and won't let them get addicted to the substance. My theory at least.
 

rainman36

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My brain is immune to the addictive properties of nicotine.....People say "once you buy your first pack and finish it, the cravings start.

I've been buying pack after pack for months.......My lungs adjusted long ago, still never have a craving for a smoke...I seriously only smoke cigs just to smoke something, and don't even enjoy them 50% of the time.

the other 50% of the time I do enjoy them, it's not like "fuuccccck I need to smoke right now man" ....its like "Why not a smoke?"

I go months without smoking and then start up again, sometimes heavy smoking.

Some say it hasn't hit you yet, or it takes longer for some people to get addicted. Naw......I think some people just find it hard to believe that others brains process nicotine differently, and won't let them get addicted to the substance. My theory at least.
I can't see how people can get addicted to anything.I can smoke weed for a whole month straight,everyday then stop,and not really have a craving to smoke.I've smoked cigs and not ever gotten addicted are a feelling of needing them so I think you are right.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I can't see how people can get addicted to anything.I can smoke weed for a whole month straight,everyday then stop,and not really have a craving to smoke.I've smoked cigs and not ever gotten addicted are a feelling of needing them so I think you are right.
I took Vicodin for headaches for thirteen years without event. then I was put on OxyContin 200 mg/day. That ruined me. I can no longer take narcotics prn.
That said, the stimulants don't have much effect on me, and I never saw the attraction. But if I took them for six months, i'd have no doubt I'd be physically addicted. cn
 

Carne Seca

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For some reason I'm allergic to most narcotic pain killers. I have vomiting sessions that would rival Old Faithful in volume. Even anti-nausea medication didn't help.
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Must be a male nurse, lol. Are they letting you have brownies?
No, female nurse.

Nope, no brownies.

I just got discharged and even my mother was shocked, asking if I had any weed whilst driving me to grandma's and I said I didn't bring any. How I wish I had... Ow...
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
My brain is immune to the addictive properties of nicotine.....People say "once you buy your first pack and finish it, the cravings start.

I've been buying pack after pack for months.......My lungs adjusted long ago, still never have a craving for a smoke...I seriously only smoke cigs just to smoke something, and don't even enjoy them 50% of the time.

the other 50% of the time I do enjoy them, it's not like "fuuccccck I need to smoke right now man" ....its like "Why not a smoke?"

I go months without smoking and then start up again, sometimes heavy smoking.

Some say it hasn't hit you yet, or it takes longer for some people to get addicted. Naw......I think some people just find it hard to believe that others brains process nicotine differently, and won't let them get addicted to the substance. My theory at least.
Same here really. I smoked cigarettes, then weed, realized how pointless 20 a day was and quit.
For some reason I'm allergic to most narcotic pain killers. I have vomiting sessions that would rival Old Faithful in volume. Even anti-nausea medication didn't help.
Same. I never had a doctor diagnose me but morphine and codeine make me vomit. They told me AFTER I'd spewed my guts that I was on 100mg dihydrocodeine, 100mg codeine +paracetamol and 50 mg Tramadol/Ultram. No wonder I felt weird.
 

Hepheastus420

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kind of odd that heph has dubbed himself "the world". that's one sign of an inflated ego.
Buck, please take a break and gain a new sense of humor.. You used to be funny, but now you're like a show that's on it's last season. Not funny at all. Not trying to be funny either, just trying to come up with an example.

Another way to explain how I feel is by using the "star" method. At first, I would have rated you 5 stars.. Now, you're 3 stars.. with the occasional 4 star day. Which isn't bad. But sometimes I need more laughs. And if you can't provide them, I think we're through :(

PS: I have faith in you.
 

rainman36

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Buck, please take a break and gain a new sense of humor.. You used to be funny, but now you're like a show that's on it's last season. Not funny at all. Not trying to be funny either, just trying to come up with an example.

Another way to explain how I feel is by using the "star" method. At first, I would have rated you 5 stars.. Now, you're 3 stars.. with the occasional 4 star day. Which isn't bad. But sometimes I need more laughs. And if you can't provide them, I think we're through :(

PS: I have faith in you.
LOL..Damn that was the coldest shit I read on here in a while smh..

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member
People show you their true sides about who they really are just by the things they say,and do.Read between the lines.
 

UncleBuck

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Buck, please take a break and gain a new sense of humor.. You used to be funny, but now you're like a show that's on it's last season. Not funny at all. Not trying to be funny either, just trying to come up with an example.

Another way to explain how I feel is by using the "star" method. At first, I would have rated you 5 stars.. Now, you're 3 stars.. with the occasional 4 star day. Which isn't bad. But sometimes I need more laughs. And if you can't provide them, I think we're through :(

PS: I have faith in you.
whatever you say, the world. you know it was a good burn.
 
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