Random Jibber Jabber Thread

there's a fucking bird or bat or something in my stovepipe. it keeps tweeting or whatever the fuck and freaking my cat out. it must've come in through the chimney. now my stupid cat is on top of the stove that he hasn't bothered with in 6 years. i wouldn't care so much if each burner didn't have its own pilot. stupid little shit is going to burn himself. i hope that thing finds it's way out before it dies and rots and makes the place smell because i'm certainly not taking apart the stovepipe and having some freakish winged thing flying all around my apartment. fuck.
 
there's a fucking bird or bat or something in my stovepipe. it keeps tweeting or whatever the fuck and freaking my cat out. it must've come in through the chimney. now my stupid cat is on top of the stove that he hasn't bothered with in 6 years. i wouldn't care so much if each burner didn't have its own pilot. stupid little shit is going to burn himself. i hope that thing finds it's way out before it dies and rots and makes the place smell because i'm certainly not taking apart the stovepipe and having some freakish winged thing flying all around my apartment. fuck.

Probably just because I'm really fried right now, but that is fucking hilarious to me.
 
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home delivery?
 
the 2013 garden...

sorry it's so dang shaky... no sound other then a few birds..

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omg overalls are back in style YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
They were never really in style. When they go back "out" of style, just like in the past, everyone will want those pictures destroyed. I never wore a pair in my life and never will.
 
I have learned to appreciate the light-headedness spawned by a good toke session.. last one lasted a good 4 seconds...
 
why is it every time you find a reggea station it has to have bob marley on it. im not sure i can keep listening to this station because it does have to much of him,it limits my skips. buju banton is really beautiful.
 
So when you write up a customer you get a purchase and sales...p&s....penis. Now ill I hear is people talking about their customers penises..." Yeah I'm almost done I just need to do his penis" " you're going to have to correct his penis... No no the penis was correct" " I'm just going to go over her penis with them and then ill send her your way" " I lost my customers penis" " the printer jammed, I think his penis is stuck in it"

my perverted immature mind is driving me crazy, can someone just fart so I can squirt milk out of my nose and call it a day?
 
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