Last night I'm out drinking with a buddy and my ex's friend asked where I was so I told her I where I was. 5 min later her new little whatever he is showed up and asked me to talk. The second I step outside he starts hitting me, lol, which is bad for him because he proceeds to have me kick the shit out of him. He walks off spitting blood all lumped up and I thought that was the end of it. Well, I stayed outside looking for my ear gauge on the concrete and my ex comes out of nowhere and just pushes me and starts blasting me, so I push her away. She comes at me AGAIN and keeps hitting me so I pushed her again. This time sirens light up, cops talk to me and the witnesses, she goes to jail and bam. I get to sleep like a baby. She is getting charged with 1st degree domestic violence because we used to be in a relationship. Karma for slashing my tires? Ha, I think so.