Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[ClaytonBigsby]

The hell am I sayin? Go upstairs and wake her.

 

[beardo]

I let her see mine sometimes, some people think it's weird, I think it's considerate
The lady had nine kids and grandpas not around anymore, no ones putting it to her, I kind of feel bad for her, sure she plays with herself but sometimes she just wants to see a good stiff one

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

You are very generous. I did the same for my wife's mom, but she wants to rub it while I stand there and it get's a little too real. plus my cats are usually in with her and stare so it is really weird. I did buy her a lava lamp a few years ago instead of a dildo because our relationship isn;t there yet. Anyway, the lava lamp is like half the size of a nromal and has a good shape, plus glass so esier for her. We just kind o fwinked that knwoing wink shen she opened it and got really excited after the fake one you put on until you realize if your gift is really good or not but you don;t want to hurt feelings. Did that come out right?

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

 

[Padawanbater2]

I let her see mine sometimes, some people think it's weird, I think it's considerate
The lady had nine kids and grandpas not around anymore, no ones putting it to her, I kind of feel bad for her, sure she plays with herself but sometimes she just wants to see a good stiff one

Holy fucking shit this is creepy, random, and logical all in one!

Bro, do you really show/let your grandma play with your dick?

 

[Padawanbater2]

From that gif. it looks like Anderson Silva tried to take a page out of Ali's book but it didn't work...

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Holy fucking shit this is creepy, random, and logical all in one!

Bro, do you really show/let your grandma play with your dick?

Goddamn you are prude, Pad. Or are you you just too embarrassed? Seriously, start a poll. Grandma used to give the best baths groing up (you know). And when they get old, like Beardo said, the appreciation,....the look in their eye.....magic. You are giving back their youth for a moment.

 

[UncleBuck]

 

[chewberto]

Shhhh...magic....hush

 

[Perfextionist420]

insomnia's a bitch

 

[Stillbuzzin]

So, I'm pretty smashed right now and feel like a catholic. I won the lottery last year, nothing big, but 7 figures (haven't paid the taxes yet, though). I have already spent it all, well, bad investments, and friends sniveling about their bills, and I bought my mom that old convertible Thunderbird she always wanted. Anyway, I need some rent money and am trying to sell a painting I bought as an investment. Here's the link to a guy selling it for me (for a small fee) if you like it, maybe PM me on the side and we can work something out if it's better than his commission.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ORIGINAL-OI...35208388?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item3cd2d4f0c4

I was kind of drunk at the time, and it was moving me.

Please DO NOT but anything else while drunk,,, seriously you need to stop drinking

 

[NietzscheKeen]

So, I'm pretty smashed right now and feel like a catholic. I won the lottery last year, nothing big, but 7 figures (haven't paid the taxes yet, though). I have already spent it all, well, bad investments, and friends sniveling about their bills, and I bought my mom that old convertible Thunderbird she always wanted. Anyway, I need some rent money and am trying to sell a painting I bought as an investment. Here's the link to a guy selling it for me (for a small fee) if you like it, maybe PM me on the side and we can work something out if it's better than his commission.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ORIGINAL-OI...35208388?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item3cd2d4f0c4

I was kind of drunk at the time, and it was moving me.

Holy Shit! $40,000?!
I hope someone buys it. Hell, I saw someone bid on a dead bird once... so I'm sure with time you'll find someone. Maybe they will be drunk as well. jk

 

[gioua]

I tossed these guys in 6-18-13 to a bowl of water (not really intending to keep them) just hated to toss them

taken last night.. same ones still alive and I felt the water it's freaking hot. have no idea how they have made it.. but.. it is a weed..

oddly my stupid husky will go directly to this to drink rather then the other 10 gallons I have around the yard for him that is clean.. I think he think's it's like MJ tea?

 

[aknight3]

insomnia's a bitch

you can say that bullshit again....fucking 830 am where i am...still no sleep....might as well just stay up for today now...try again tonight....which will be unsucessful most likley. just like last night...and the one before....and before and before.....

 

[NietzscheKeen]

Holy fucking shit this is creepy, random, and logical all in one!

Bro, do you really show/let your grandma play with your dick?

[video]http://www.efukt.com/21069_Skater_Bro_Fucks_His_Own_Grandmother.html[/video]

 

[kinetic]

[video]http://www.efukt.com/21069_Skater_Bro_Fucks_His_Own_Grandmother.html[/video]

Its disturbing you watch this stuff.

 

[sunni]

I never understood why the US made the winners give away like half of it to taxes ....here you get just it ,b ut you have to answer a math question

 

[gioua]

est wait time...

7 minutes... this was 19 mins ago.... then they finally answered, tell me to call a local # they give the actual # to call..
and transfer me to a recording..

which of coarse does not answer the ? I have..

I call back ask really nicely if they can answer a simple question without transferring me to a recording.. she answers it within seconds..

total time wasted over 30 mins...

 

[ebgood]

playin hooky today.. no work.. ima just smoke....yeah

 

[see4]

I stopped smoking marijuana a few days ago. I actually feel ok. More productive. More responsive. More better.