Random Jibber Jabber Thread

dirtyho1968

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I went to haul off some trash to the dump and found an old computer someone threw away, with a little trouble shooting I got it working. It was last used back in 05' and it had some old porn still on it lol, a night in paris.
That's why I took my last one out to the desert and shot it into countless pieces with my shotgun. Plus it was fun.
 

tip top toker

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-20555116

That's how pathetic the UK is becoming. Apparently it is extremely irresponsible and dangerous to use your landrover in the way it was designed tobe used.

This week Cambridgeshire Police warned drivers who ignored flood warning signs and got stuck in deep water could be prosecuted.


There were flood warning signs out on all the roads around where i live, the water must have been what, 15cm deep? and they wonder why nobody respects the police any more?
 

MojoRison

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Took a cab the other day, small talk mostly, mentioned x-mas and the cabbie kind of freaked. He said "Christmas" was the celebration of Christ's birth....I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's wrong.
 

Jimmyjonestoo

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Why can't you see me, for the animal I am?! I warned you! Exposed my beast inside, NEXT IF you are willing to (willing to, willing to, willing to) You took my invitation in. They all told ya never to take me in Why can't you wake up n see that I am killing you?! (killing you, killing you, killing you)
 

greenswag

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I love those stanley thermos things, poured coffee at 4:30 this morning into it before I went to hunt, its 5:22 and the shit is still piping hot, well the tiny bit that's left of it anyway.
 

MojoRison

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Hanging out here and my son walks in and says, "No dad, no change page, like watching Spiderman dance"...he sat there for 5 mins not moving a muscle.

Thanks Carne
 
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