Random Jibber Jabber Thread

greenswag

Well-Known Member
Thank you kuroi, I sent a pm for a better explenation. Heading to bed early tonight gonna need as much rest as possible. Wish me luck with my test haha, my nerves are killing me, good night everyone.
 

Stonerman Enoch

Well-Known Member
Check this shit out...
[video=youtube;kXcnlie9k8w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXcnlie9k8w[/video]
Now that monkey is going to lead a jungle coup d'etet .
 

rainman36

Well-Known Member
Check this shit out...
[video=youtube;kXcnlie9k8w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXcnlie9k8w[/video]
Now that monkey is going to lead a jungle coup d'etet .
Why would you hand a AK to a monkey? as soon as he would have gave it to him,I would have been ran,fuck that I aint tryna wait til he unload that bitch LOL..
 

MojoRison

Well-Known Member
Tampax have announced that will be replacing their tampons string with tinsel. This will be for the Christmas period only
 

theloadeddragon

Well-Known Member
juice and drool, leaking from asshole, wart mound sours, was something delishious, That fdd ate .....

^^^^^ awesome part of the story for sure! :)
 

theloadeddragon

Well-Known Member
Damn it! Every time I go to type T L C (i literally just fucking did it right now too!!!!) I automatically type TLD... WTF shit... then there is the immediate paranoid response where I look around really quick (Im alone) and wonder if anyone noticed.... fuck
 

rainman36

Well-Known Member
Passed out countin 20's WAKE ME UP PLEEEAS!!

[video=youtube;pXSiNiDDbDM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXSiNiDDbDM[/video]
 

Steve French

Well-Known Member
[video=youtube;Rh8gfIcjQNY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh8gfIcjQNY[/video]


Born to Lorel and Bosandjo at Yerkes field station at Emory University and moved to the Language Research Center at Georgia State University, Kanzi was stolen and adopted shortly after birth by a more dominant female, Matata. As an infant, Kanzi accompanied Matata to sessions where Matata was taught language through keyboard lexigrams, but showed little interest in the lessons.
It was a great surprise to researchers then when one day, while Matata was away, Kanzi began competently using the lexigrams, becoming not only the first observed ape to have learned aspects of language naturalistically rather than through direct training, but also the first observed bonobo to appear to use some elements of language at all.[SUP][2][/SUP][SUP][3][/SUP] Within a short time, Kanzi had mastered the ten words that researchers had been struggling to teach his adoptive mother, and he has since learned more than two hundred more. When he hears a spoken word (through headphones, to filter out nonverbal clues), he points to the correct lexigram.[SUP][2][/SUP][SUP][3][/SUP]
According to a Discover article, Kanzi is an accomplished tool user.[SUP][4][/SUP]
Kanzi, his mother, Shaniqua and sister, Lafawnda now live at the Great Ape Trust in Des Moines, Iowa. Kanzi is the alpha male of the resident community of Bonobos. His mother, Matata, is the chief leader (in the matriachal society of bonobos, a male's position is primarily determined by the position of the females he is related to). According to the Smithsonian magazine, Kanzi "has the mien of an aging patriarch – he's balding and paunchy with serious, deep-set eyes."[SUP][5][/SUP] This description is confirmed by a full-page color photograph of Kanzi in the March 2008 National Geographic, and a full-page black-and white photograph in Time magazine.[SUP][6][/SUP]
Teco, son of Kanzi, was born June 1, 2010.[SUP][7][/SUP] Teco has been exhibiting behaviors that may indicate he has a form of Autism.[SUP][8][/SUP]
[h=3][edit]Examples of Kanzi's behavior[/h]The following are highly suggestive anecdotes, not experimental demonstrations. As with all anecdotal accounts, the strength of conclusions drawn must be limited, as compared with well-controlled experimental evidence.

  • In an outing in the Georgia woods, Kanzi touched the symbols for "marshmallows" and "fire." Susan Savage-Rumbaugh said in an interview that, "Given matches and marshmallows, Kanzi snapped twigs for a fire, lit them with the matches and toasted the marshmallows on a stick."[SUP][9][/SUP] The Telegraph has published photos of Kanzi putting together a fire for food.[SUP][10][/SUP]
  • Paul Raffaele, at Savage-Rumbaugh's request, performed a Haka for the Bonobos. This Maori war dance includes thigh-slapping, chest-thumping, and hollering. Almost all the bonobos present interpreted this as an aggressive display, and reacted with loud screams, tooth-baring, and pounding the walls and floor. All but Kanzi, who remained perfectly calm; he then communicated with Savage-Rumbaugh using bonobo vocalizations; Savage-Rumbaugh understood these vocalizations, and said to Raffaele, "he'd like you to do it again just for him, in a room out back, so the others won't get upset." Later, a private performance in another room was successfully, peacefully, and happily carried out.[SUP][9][/SUP]
  • Sue Savage-Rumbaugh has observed Kanzi in communication to his sister. In this experiment, Kanzi was kept in a separate room of the Great Ape Project and shown some yogurt. Kanzi made some vocalizations which his sister could hear; his sister, Panbanisha, who could not see the yogurt, then pointed to the lexigram for yogurt, suggesting those vocalizations may have meaning.[SUP][9][/SUP]
  • Kanzi's accomplishments also include tool use and tool crafting. Kanzi is an accomplished stone tool maker and can flake Oldowan style cutting knives. He learned this skill from Dr. Nick Toth, who is an anthropologist with the Stone Age Institute in Bloomington, Indiana. The stone knives Kanzi creates are very sharp and can cut animal hide and thick ropes.
  • In one demonstration shown on the television show Champions of the Wild,[SUP][11][/SUP] Kanzi was shown playing the arcade game Pac-Man and understanding how to beat it.
[h=2][edit]Language[/h]Although Kanzi learned to communicate using a keyboard with lexigrams, Kanzi also picked up some American Sign Language from watching videos of Koko the gorilla, who communicates using sign language to her keeper Penny Patterson; Savage-Rumbaugh did not realize Kanzi could sign until he signed "You, Gorilla, Question" to anthropologist Dawn Prince-Hughes, who had previously worked closely with gorillas.[SUP][12][/SUP]
Kanzi cannot speak vocally in a manner that is comprehensible to most humans as Bonobo chimps have different vocal tracts from humans, which makes them incapable of reproducing most of the vocal sounds humans make. At the same time, it was noticed that every time Kanzi communicated with humans with specially designed graphic symbols, he also produced some vocalization. It was later found out that Kanzi was actually producing the articulate equivalent of the symbols he was indicating, or, in other words, he was "saying" (articulating) these words, although in a very high pitch and with distortions.[SUP][13][/SUP]
Here he is lighting a fire and cooking some food.

They're gonna be taking over soon!
 
Top