no idea we were supposed to meet up this feb and he just dropped off the earth facebook is gone everything ive been quite worried
perhaps it was me.
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perhaps it was me.
UncleBuck
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the male duck has a 9'' long corkscrew penis with barbs on it. the female duck has a reverse corkscrew vagina. male ducks are notorious rapists so the females evolved accordingly, they have many false pockets and dead ends in their reverse corkscrew vaginas.
at the end of every season, the male duck's penis falls off and grows back the next year in accordance with the amount of competition he has from other ducks in the area.
it's magical.
now that you are no doubt in the mood, wanna cyber?
UncleBuck
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since he's out of the picture, wanna cyber?
ClaytonBigsby
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not a chance. I have an idea. I hope I am right. Let us know if you made your move, Perfexionist!
Unclebaldrick
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I've thought about it. To me personally, it is unfathomable. But if you were generous the way you count your time, it is more conceivable. I knew (socially) my second wife for three years before ravaging her. But we weren't dating in any sense. For instance, Smasher could be a bartender - making huge South Beach bux on tips. Part of her financial success could be an air of unapproachability. This guy may have chatted her up for nine months before even taking her out if this were the case. And even then, our girl Smasher may have just playing it cool. But the game is afoot. We are truly blessed to be a part of it.
Hey Smasher, have you checked out his dick yet? Do you know you are not in for a bad surprise?
dr.gonzo1
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Catfish.....?
nah we skyped quite regularly
dr.gonzo1
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Phew, that's kl then. Hope he's ok.
Unclebaldrick
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Ok, so you are saying that if I go down to the river I will find duck penises? Right now?
dr.gonzo1
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Inbox flooded with propositions in 3, 2, 1.........
Unclebaldrick
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I've never seen so many horny ducks. We got widgeons, buffleheads, canvasbacks, teals of all colors, mergansers, ruddys, and a whole lot I would have to look up. Spring has sprung.
Beautiful plumage.
Beautiful plumage.
ClaytonBigsby
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Yeah, that's totally acceptable, but that's not "dating", and doesn't count towards "waiting a year".
ClaytonBigsby
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so my offer was taken back then?
dangledo
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ClaytonBigsby
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Damn, Buck, now I gotta send another friend request. I feel like Steve Buscemi in Armeggeddon where he's lost his mind and they have him duct taped to a chair. When the rockets fire up, then fizzle out, he starts yelling "oh boy, are we going, are we staying, are we going?" You always keep me guessing, Boo.
UncleBuck
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three way cyber with me you and clayton?
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