Random Jibber Jabber Thread
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Flaming Pie
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How often do you guys scoop dog poop? My city wants me to do it every day or every other day.
abe supercro
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my uggs have been outside for over a week. i don't want to scrape the shit outta one of the soles, cos my friend nvr scoops and i had to unhook her dog from a birdbath.
Zig-Zag Blue
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I rarely do but my wife does it twice a day.Gotta stay on top of that shit especially in the winter because come spring it a shit storm.
Aeroknow
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Flaming Pie
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Must have a half acre and a town that doesn't do inspections.3 big dogs, and I never have to pick up their shit
Having a big yard is killer.
I think I might get a small trash can to put a bag in and a lid so I can just do it once or twice a week and then take the bag out for trash day.
It's just annoying. I wish I lived in the country and had a big yard.
Or no dogs. Having a baby makes my patience for animals very small. Too many animals in this house.
dangledo
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my dog goes to the tree line, backs up and poops on the very edge.
speaking of dog shit, ever since I read that dogs face north or south when shitting, ive never saw my dog shit facing east or west.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/dogs-poop-in-alignment-with-earths-magnetic-field-study-finds/
report back, people.
speaking of dog shit, ever since I read that dogs face north or south when shitting, ive never saw my dog shit facing east or west.
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/dogs-poop-in-alignment-with-earths-magnetic-field-study-finds/
report back, people.
abe supercro
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for yrs dog shit on the perimeter, then he started a grid pattern.
meristem
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Indeed!3 big dogs, and I never have to pick up their shit
Having a big yard is killer.
My dog has a doggie door and I buried an electric shock fence around about an acre perimeter when they were pups. Now she can come and go and she hasn't worn the collar since she was a pup. Her sister died of bone disease in June and I'm still sick missing her every day.
I'm high af is why I'm jabbering like a fucking chimp. lol
Did hub get the job?
Zig-Zag Blue
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One of our mutts will back up to the chain link fence and shit in neighbors yard other ones have preferred areas to dump
Flaming Pie
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He has a drug test on saturday. He's been drinking a lot of water and hasn't smoked since thanksgiving.
Flaming Pie
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They mail the urine out to a lab tho. I'm a little nervous about it.
Flaming Pie
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I fucking hate the neighbor behind us. Always starting verbal fights, calling the city on us about our dogs and looking into our yard. My other neighbor leaves his dogs out all night and they bark and they think it's my dogs.
I can't wait to tell him to suck a big fat one next time he tries to start something.
I sure as he'll ain't scooping poop every other day. Once a week. Motherfuckers. Next time I see them at my fence I am going to take a picture and be like "say cheese!"
Lol. Nah. I'm all talk.
I can't wait to tell him to suck a big fat one next time he tries to start something.
I sure as he'll ain't scooping poop every other day. Once a week. Motherfuckers. Next time I see them at my fence I am going to take a picture and be like "say cheese!"
Lol. Nah. I'm all talk.
Flaming Pie
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Da fuq? I miss all the parties.
Light up a big one for me! Get some magic fire for a bonfire too. That is really fun to stare at for hours.
Flaming Pie
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Blue Green flames.
Take pinecone or strips of wood and apply glue. Coat in powder and put one or two in the fire. Lasts 5-10 min.
Says it adds romance to any bonfire.
Also can be found at some convenience stores and gas stations under the guise if mystical fire.