Rawstuffedpepper's AMA!

2paranoid

2paranoid

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ChingOwn said:
How do you feel about Chip Kelly?
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Hey are you just asking me that because I go great on a cheesesteak!?! I like Chip, I do not think we are going to get mariota and I think it is going to haunt the franchise forever. I am not looking forward to the draft but I think we will win a superbowl with chip. Here is a selfie I took with a signed photo of one of my favorite eagels, Jon Runyan

tyler.durden said:
Do you even lift, bro?
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No
Skuxx said:
Can I cook you and eat you?
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I've lost some good friends to the oven but I do not worry about being cooked the humans have kept me around for some reason
 
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tyler.durden said:
What is your worst/most depressing sexual experience?
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I really don't like to discuss this but...it happened when I was very young. I was still on the vine when it happened. A few of my brothers and sisters had already fallen and been picked so I was alone on my side of the plant. All of a sudden I see this giant four legged creature. It could have been a dog, a coyote, maybe even a bobcat I was too young to tell. It started with some innocent licking but by the time I realized what was happening I felt a stream of warm liquid on my face. I got what my friends told me was a "golden shower". I still have not recovered. All the rinsing in the world will not get the stench of urine off me
 
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Gary Goodson said:
Are you glad you're a stuffed pepper? Or have you secretly always dreamed of being a stuffed jalapeño?
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Look, I'm no Bruce Jenner but I have thought about what it would feel like to be a jalapeno. Any bell pepper that tells you otherwise is a liar. To have that much flair, that much spice....would be incredible. The thing is we are a very proud vegetable. It is very taboo to talk about this I am actually considering deleting the picture of my face so friends or relatives don't see. The operation to change is very expensive and is a huge health risk so I would never do it but, I wonder sometimes...
 
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tyler.durden

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Wow. I thought the stuffed pepper thing was a metaphor, but you are an actual stuffed pepper. A sentient, typing stuffed pepper. I'd imagine our time with you is quite limited, seeing as you look so tasty. This thread just got Noble Prize worthy interesting. 5 stars...
 
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