Recommend Some Things To Do While On Probation

hm i did hydromorphone all the time while getting drug tested for other reasons. it doesn't show up on the basic test or the one that test for all 7 drugs. But if they test for it specifically.. obviously they'll find it. You'll get away with it promise.. but your eyes get small as fuck so don't do it before you talk to your PO

First and foremost STOP doing everything PERIOD. I was on probation for 18 fucking months. The worst fucking experience ever. Fucking PO's coming to my house unannounced just waiting to look at my dick as I piss into the damn cup. The shit is horrible. I was also on COLOR CODE which means every morning I had to call a specific # where random colors are stated. If your color mine being AQUA you had to drive down to the Probation office and take an UA. Total bummer, had to deal with it for 1 year. My last 6 months was cake considering I only saw my PO once every 3 months and no more SURPRISE visits. I smoked here and there but I also work out and take supplements along with lots and lots of water. Therefore before I had to take my UA I was clean. During the 18months period went to jail only ONCE because of vicodine...lol go figure.

Stop for 8 months, I guarantee you won't regret it. Take it as a personal challenge, the first week will be hard but after one month you'll feel like a different person with healthier habits and relationships. Once it was completely out of my system I hardly even wanted to start smoking again but here I am back in grind. Dam, kinda makes me wish I had a good excuse to quit.

im on probation but i dont get drug tested becuz part of my sentencing was rehab. Im done now but while i was in evryone did dxm i even did it at 3am n then went to get tested at 4pm n pased. Also in my county the POs do mouth swabs wich r easy as hell to but just rinse your mouth out with hydrogen peroxide.

Good luk n btw, fuk thee policeeeeee

you'd prolly be fine with most psychedelics...acid, psilocybin, mescaline, dmt, etc. I doubt they would test for those drugs. They prolly only test for opiates, thc, amphetamines, pcp, coke, etc.

think about what happens if you get picked up again, for whatever reason, and the drug you thought wouldn't show on your piss/blood test does! How miserable would you be then? Not having been in your situation, I can't really say anything, but I'd try going clean for 8 months....just in case.

if they dont search your house you can always grow. dont smoke anything and just do it as a project , it will at least give you something to do...might be a bit of a tease though

K well I was on probation for 6 months for breaking an entering and I know how you feel it fucking blowed so take my advice as I was in your place before. While on probation I only really had two drug tests, one prior to court, second 3/4 of the 6 months. I passed both, and I smoked like 15 times total out of the 6 months. Take some salvia or some shrooms if you get the chance, I hear that shrooms show up as food poison er some shit unless they give you a spinal tap which they wont for a drug test lol. I'm not sure niacin acctully works good, er if at all, but I did take some before my test an passed but Idk if I was clean er not. And umm... X, e, beans, rolls, well the MDMA itself should be out in like 3 days but the shit it's cut with ussaly will stay in so I would stay away from it, Btw for everyone whos keeps saying this, X is fucking harldy ever cut with heroine, it's way to expensive to use. Ussaly it's just meth, coke, DXM, But ussaly just meth. Alchahol is a fine alternative =D.

oxicontin doesn't show up in urine. As long as they don't hair test you can get away with it

ya oxy is also like 80 bucks a pill lol i'll stick to smokin weed

Anthonyf953 said:

ya oxy is also like 80 bucks a pill lol i'll stick to smokin weed

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yeah but sooooo worth it

wow 90% of the posts in this thread are completely retarded and NOT TRUE. Do not follow any of these "tricks" in here or you'll easily violate your parol. Get some self control and deal with it.

I do tent to agree whit gheng..

However I will say DMT is IMPOSSIBLE to test for. It is a natural chemical present in you body responsible for making you dream. There are currently no tests in exsistence that test for this drug period.
About the drug itself: it is incredibly intense to take as it is the strongest halicnogen there is but at least you can enjoy it in the knowledge that even if you were tripping in court you couldnt be found out..

Other things to say are that X is a no as they can detect from by-products that can remain in your system longer...
Good luck.
Panda

So has anybody used the whizzinator?

man the only thing I would feel safe doing is Salvia in your situation. Buy some of the potent stuff and smoke in a pipe that you havent smoked weed in. It is a cool feeling. But for real man just give it a rest for 8 months. Its not the end of the world because you cant get high. I was in the military for a long time, imagine waiting years and years and years! But it was worth it though cuz the Air Force helped me get a free education and learned an awesome skill. Now Im a civilian and can blaze freely!

try slavia, but i think its always good to take a break, and just amagine how DAMN good it would feel to smoke after 8 months, plus you would be fucked up

I was drinking and taking psychedelics a lot while I was on probation. Get some 2c-e, i, t2, dmt, shrooms, lsd, and have fun tripping for the next 8 months!

(I was still sort of tripping one day when I went in for a drug test, my eyes were bugging, and I passed it no-problem...and the health & human services building that i went to for testing even had a gas/liquid chromatography machine, so they were thorough tests.)

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I was drinking and taking psychedelics a lot while I was on probation. Get some 2c-e, i, t2, dmt, shrooms, lsd, and have fun tripping for the next 8 months!

(I was still sort of tripping one day when I went in for a drug test, my eyes were bugging, and I passed it no-problem...and the health & human services building that i went to for testing even had a gas/liquid chromatography machine, so they were thorough tests.)

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Yeah that's what I have been doing, psychedelics and alcohol. Might have found a connect for L which I am really excited for. SO far though I have only tripped on MG seeds and HBWS which is nice however you need to wait like a week so you don't develop a tolerance. Might grow some shrooms to. Nice activity to keep my mind busy plus I get a big present after a month or so of hard work...


Can't wait to lit up again though.

how much niacin should i take if i decide to go that route? i have a test tomorrow and i need the job. lol they just called me back today and didn't know about the drug test. im poor have no money but i have water some niacin and green tea any suggestions. telling me your sure im gonna fail cause you know from expierience would be nice too to know wether i should give up. im 120 lbs or so about 5'8

smoking mushrooms doesn't work psylicibin dies at like 105 degrees so you basicly smoking dry fungus gross......