Once when i was 16 i was walking around the streets of Oslo at night cuse i didnt have money to afford a place to stay, refugeeing it up. At like 4 am im walking on a wide main street when i see a group of the biggest blackest scariest beefiest nigerian trasnvestites. I mean it was more like a group of guys decided to dress up for carnival, they werent trying hard like. I try to avoid them going opposite side of the street but they approach me anyways and one asks in the thickest nigerian accent:
YOU WANT TO DO THE BOONGA?
I fucking ran like hell man.