Refrigerators Kill More People than Lions Every Year
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Jakabok Botch
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pretty similar to drowning i imagine gaspin for a breath that isnt there and fighting for an opening ull never see.....either way....not fun...
Finshaggy
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Yeah. That would be soooo shitty. Fuck that. Neck snap, bullet to brain, anything besides gasping and trying to survive while you die. Like damn. Chills.
cannabisguru
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cannabineer
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I think I heard a refrigerator prowling the hedge last night. The sound was simply chilling, which meant that I could no longer be that. cn
Finshaggy
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I forgot about this. Yeah, fridges cause food storage. And a side effect of that is eating more, and getting bigger, and more cholestoroly
Finshaggy
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It's no fun when shit gets real is it? Having a beast like that, right outside your house really puts things in perspective, huh? Did you almost crawl into it and die? Gotta be careful, they're sneaky fuckers.
cannabineer
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Here in the 'Stan we are having more and more trouble with feral appliances. I think it's the economy ... folks from the suburbs driving their SUVs here at night and releasing their unwanted articles, from breadmakers on up to Maytags by the roadside. I have a lovely old English 16-gauge double that is sovereign medicine for the little guys - inbred Cuisinarts and the odd deranged microwave. Made folding money calling in boomboxes until the prices for the pelts went south. Got two dozen VCR heads and a one-eyed Water-Pik turning to leather on the front gate. Took out a gas dryer once but that took both barrels and I had time to reload before the dang thing stopped twitching. I don't even think buckshot will stop a fridge unless I score a perfect compressor shot first time, and my aim goes straight into the diapers when faced with six feet and 400 pounds of scared angry insulated box snarling and foaming at the icemaker. cn
The*Mad*Hatter
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Thank god i dont own a lion....i feel pretty safe with my frig holding my cold goodies
jonblaze420
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if you have to hide someone so people think they're dead, so you can be invited to go to casa bonita
cannabineer
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Some people took the invitation to "chill, dude" a wee bit literally. Ya gotta think outside the box if you ask me. cn
Finshaggy
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That (the appliance story) just reminded me of something. I had a Furby that committed suicide.
Me and my sister went over to my friends house down the street to watch movies and play video games and stuff, but earlier that day me and my sister had been trying to teach an old Furby to talk. So we decided to bring it along. We got there and started watching "The Shining" We put it next to the screen so it could learn some words, but it was just talking, and talking, and talking, and talking.
So we put it in a drawer. And it just kept on goin in there babling to itself. Then when the movie was over we took it out of the drawer and put it on top of a small unplugged TV near the TV we were watching. And now that we weren't watching a movie intently, we didn't care if it talked. But...we had left him in the drawer for too long, and caused mental damage or depression or something. He JUMPED (slid) off of the TV, which was on top of a dresser. And fell to the ground. We thought it would be fine, but when we picked it up and listened to it it was making weird demonic noises and just rolling it's eyes around and moving it's mouth, in unrelated movements to the noise.
So we pressed the reset button, and that didn't work. We tried it a few more times, but it did nothing. So we started ripping the Furby's skin off to see what was inside, and it was like a black bug, with white antennae. And then we wanted to see even further inside. So we went outside, and started throwing it in the air, and letting it fall onto the cement. We kept his spirit chips, and life cells(batteries) and kept them as trophies along with the pelt.
Me and my sister went over to my friends house down the street to watch movies and play video games and stuff, but earlier that day me and my sister had been trying to teach an old Furby to talk. So we decided to bring it along. We got there and started watching "The Shining" We put it next to the screen so it could learn some words, but it was just talking, and talking, and talking, and talking.
So we put it in a drawer. And it just kept on goin in there babling to itself. Then when the movie was over we took it out of the drawer and put it on top of a small unplugged TV near the TV we were watching. And now that we weren't watching a movie intently, we didn't care if it talked. But...we had left him in the drawer for too long, and caused mental damage or depression or something. He JUMPED (slid) off of the TV, which was on top of a dresser. And fell to the ground. We thought it would be fine, but when we picked it up and listened to it it was making weird demonic noises and just rolling it's eyes around and moving it's mouth, in unrelated movements to the noise.
So we pressed the reset button, and that didn't work. We tried it a few more times, but it did nothing. So we started ripping the Furby's skin off to see what was inside, and it was like a black bug, with white antennae. And then we wanted to see even further inside. So we went outside, and started throwing it in the air, and letting it fall onto the cement. We kept his spirit chips, and life cells(batteries) and kept them as trophies along with the pelt.
cannabineer
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lol at the Furby story!
(puts on cheesy movie Indian voice)
Spirit chips strong totem. Make necklace with. Strong Furby medicine. cn
(puts on cheesy movie Indian voice)
Spirit chips strong totem. Make necklace with. Strong Furby medicine. cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Happy Fin'sBumping day! cn