Revenge of Rene's random rambles
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PeyoteReligion
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I believe the proper tense would be Shat. As in "You sir, have shat yourself"!
DSB65
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but it sure smells like shit
ClaytonBigsby
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I like turtles!
PeyoteReligion
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It looks like shit...smells like shit...tastes like shit. Must be some shit, man.
xKuroiTaimax
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for jumping on a guys lap? or for playing with yourself?
Jump into a guys lap and I get told to GTFO.
As for random, documentaries are fun.
lime73
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thats rude...i wouldn't
maybe you need a new man? one that likes the attention hawhich kind of documentaries? please elaborate
xKuroiTaimax
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I've never had a man 
I like culinary documentaries (food science is fascinating), chemistry, nature programs (though they have no new info to offer me anymore... I like looking at the animals), cryptozoology and analysis of historical myth and current affairs. Stuff like that.
Aw, I hope your lap is cosy. You could put bows in my hair and stuff too :3
I like culinary documentaries (food science is fascinating), chemistry, nature programs (though they have no new info to offer me anymore... I like looking at the animals), cryptozoology and analysis of historical myth and current affairs. Stuff like that.
Aw, I hope your lap is cosy. You could put bows in my hair and stuff too :3
lime73
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I've never had a man
I like culinary documentaries (food science is fascinating), chemistry, nature programs (though they have no new info to offer me anymore... I like looking at the animals), cryptozoology and analysis of historical myth and current affairs. Stuff like that.
Aw, I hope your lap is cosy. You could put bows in my hair and stuff too :3
never??? oh well what about a woman? lol j/k........ or am i??? shit i don't even know now...ha
or i know.......you could do my hair its pretty long
i love all different kinds of documentaries as well...knowledge is power!!! wisdom is applying the knowledge
cannabineer
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The nails on my right toes are rather longer than the ones on the left.
CinnamonGirl
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I learned about heliographic photography today and I had a dream about Matt Lauer
neosapien
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Sorry my original intentions were not to offend you. I did just get done driving an autistic girl to and from her "high school" dance. I'm not all bad.
xKuroiTaimax
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Commendable! I still have to get escorted by special needs staff at the train station when I have a panic attack. You should have seen me to and from my high school prom alone, I got so lost...
You saved a girl from certain disaster!!
neosapien
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This girl is my mom's best friend's daughter and she is extremely autistic. Every year my mom watches her for a month while the girl's parents go on some crazy much needed vacation. My mom doesn't like driving at night so I offered to be the chauffeur for the evening.
rene112388
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oh i do apologize i was not offended at all but i tell my Bf the same when he brings up a hair brush some things would just be uncomfortable id imagine lol oh and that is a great thing ya did autism can be a challenge at times
cannabineer
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I'm trusting no buckets full of questionable semisolids were involved ... cn
neosapien
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Nope, all went well. Her King even asked her to dance.
perkele
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on the other hand, you have different fingers
perkele
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I use to take care of traveling pigeons and I had a lot of them. So one day I decided to sell a few and so I did. I sold about 40 of them to a man in a different town, about 30 km from me. And...after about 2 days, what do you know? The pigeons came back, they were outside on the roof, watching me. So...because I am a man of honor, I took them from the roof and one by one I cut off the wing feathers to enable any flight and took them back to the man I sold them to. That man was very pleased but the pigeons were not. They were looking with empty eyes full of love at me. On my way home their faces were haunting me and during the night I dreamed about them and the days when we were hanging around with them. I was very sad for the next days. And one morning after about one week I hear some knocking on my door. I wasn't expecting anybody. I went to the door, I watched through the window and nobody was there. But again...knock-knock-knock...I started to be paranoid, who can be? I am going again and checking the window, and nothing...I am starting to panic. But finally I decide to open the door cause it was a constant knock in it. So...I'm going to the door, open it and...who do you think it was? The pigeons!!! They came 30 km jumping and walking cause they didn't had any wings and they were knocking at my door with their beaks. I couldn't believe it with my own eyes. And because they jumped and walked all that amount of way, now they developed strong legs. Their legs were big and featherless. I took them back, I gave the money back to that man and I started training my pigeons to raise a new type of animal. A walking pigeon.
P.S. this is a picture of one of them, the leader, I call him names (yea, "names" is his name)
P.S. this is a picture of one of them, the leader, I call him names (yea, "names" is his name)
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