RIP to this MaryJohn? Obligatory post for confirmation! (thank you)

A friend excitedly gave me some seeds they had saved, and I happened to have a little space in the tent, so I figured, why not? One ended up growing nicely, with a great spread, so I was excited to start seeing pistils, until these OTHER things started showing and you know that I know that you know that I know it's a Hermie, but, before I murder it, is it a Hermie?

ps: I came up with MaryJohn as a term for hermie's this morning. Feel free to use it. I suppose it works for a male, too. hm.

Oh shoot I just saw the thing saying not to post pics with HPS on. I'm assuming that's for accuracy of color, though, and this is more about shape.

You already know

"Dude! You got a tattoo!"
"Sweet! Hey, so did you! What's mine say?"
"Dude! What's mine say?"
"Sweet! What's mine say?"
"Dude!..."

It's a boy

No sign of girl parts, just boy parts

It's a boy, just a boy, only a boy, he's a he

Congratulations its a boy!

He's got big balls, and she got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Thanks for the replies! I could use a sensible chuckle or two after that discovery. This is my first time growing indoors, and my first time running into any anamolies. Too bad. "They" made up about a third of the canopy on one side of my tent. The only consolation is that I slid a light over, and now I'm effectively at 50w/sqft here's a shot of what I at least believed to be lady parts? Was I wrong? The other images only showed male parts because I cropped in.