RIU pirate ship sign on.... or be impressed LOL
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minnesmoker
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So who's manning the growroom?
Which one? There will be plenty. Because the soil guys and the hydro guys, and the cfl lovers and the HPS lovers, and the indica puritans and sativa lovers will collectively never agree.
joe macclennan
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nittygrittydirt
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I ain't smokin no scurvy shwag
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
It's even more of a test when they do all that they can to give you a glimpse.
Yoho, they tested me hard, so haaaard
Your lobes; they're frontal!
Aboard the Scow Chemical, I'll have many rooms. (Call it a compound, maybe.) I plan to be in more than one state, sometimes even concurrently. I am working on a d̶r̶u̶g̶ psychic nutrient that produces projective diplopia. How many me am I holding up?
Unclebaldrick
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I have given it a considerable amount of thought. I am in. As far a services/roles for me: well firstly, I will help kill cannibal rats. I picture something along the lines of a jury-rigged rat proof suit a la Red Buttons in "Hatari" with a net and baseball bat. This phase might last a while. I can also provide help in expert asbestos removal (chuck it over the side). She'll probably need a lick of paint. I have a gallon and a half left over from a domestic job. After that I think I could fill in anywhere. The galley, swamper, trimmer... Whatever needs doing. Eventually conflicts may arise even though we should have enough space for all schools of growing. Still, it may be necessary to appoint a judicial official to be the final arbiter-of-what-is-right-and-good. I would be interested in this post if nobody else wants it. Additionally I feel I have something to bring to any concept we might choose to form resembling a clergy - especially if it involves lots of "flex time" and better quarters than the rabble.
minnesmoker
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After review of your resume and qualifications, we'd like to extend you the following Job offer:
Job Description: Rat Removal Crew.
Job Duties Include: Being bait.
I think JJ said something about making a mint being a floating roach coach of deep fried rattie goodness off Haiphong/Gulf of Tonkin somewhere. So you may want to consider the loot we would squander. Then again seeing him dressed in pirate gear chasing rats could be worth some of our initial capital, so to speak.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Promotion to Journeyman Bait is a real possibility.
As for expert asbestos removal, the Scow Chemical will make you a handsome offer for any asbestos whose expertness can be proven by provider.
Unclebaldrick
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I accept. As long as there are no bats. Ok, even if there are bats.
nittygrittydirt
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Nittygrittydirt offers up 1st wench to highest bidder
Meet mary
Meet mary
minnesmoker
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Meh, she's blonde. Next?
You realize though, that as pirates, we'll just grab that booty, right?
nittygrittydirt
Member
Charlotte de Berry
Unclebaldrick
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As long as they cook good rat.
Have we considered the possibility that the cannibal rat population might be reduced to several super-rats?
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