Rock Paper Scissors

Pumert

Pumert

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First off im like reallly reallly really high :D neway let my rant begin

Ok i understand how scissors can beat paper and i get how a rock can beat scissors but theres no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors why cant paper do this to people? Why arent sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? ill tell you why, its because paper cant beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When i play rock paper scissors i always choose rock . Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit im sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole
 
Pumert

Pumert

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I love ranting it helps me vent out frustration

its just that when im high i rant about the dumbest shyte in da werld
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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Pum, you have to have SOMETHING. Do you have a better alternative to paper? Something that scissors would beat, but that would beat rock?

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Pumert

Pumert

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TomDoobily said:
lol iv never heard some one go "yeh i covered you!"
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Seriously as an example in foot ball or even basket ball just because someone is "covered" that doesnt mean you cant pass the ball to them or even make a basket

O ya i feel smart cumon Tom forum high five ***** woohoo:hump: i feel as free as a barn swallow:hump::hump::hump:
 
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fdd2blk

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here, i'll go really slow, ...........................

paper covers rock
scissors cut paper
rock smashes scissors

unless something has changed in the last 40 years.
 
Pumert

Pumert

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fdd2blk said:
paper doesn't "beat" rock, it "covers" it. sheesh, you don't even know the rules. :roll:
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! FLAMER!!!!! (er sumtin of the negative tense that could be associated with forums) (or possibly buzzKillington idk)
 
Bombadil

Bombadil

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I agree, just because you covered a rock doesn't mean it's beat. Scissors cut paper, and rock smashes scissors. Paper just covers rock, it doesn't destroy it like the others.
 
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