Rock Paper Scissors

fdd2blk

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! FLAMER!!!!! (er sumtin of the negative tense that could be associated with forums) (or possibly buzzKillington idk)
i'm just trying to help you face your issues. i think if you look at it from my point of view you may finally get some rest. :mrgreen:
 

Pumert

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here, i'll go really slow, ...........................

paper covers rock
scissors cut paper
rock smashes scissors

unless something has changed in the last 40 years.
Yes somthing has chanhged in the last 40 years

people like me have realized how incredibly stupid and retarded the fact that a peice of paper can simply just cover a rock when a rock has to actually take time to repetitively smash a pair of scissors
 

Bombadil

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You could totally substitute paper with a magic wand.

Rock smashes scissors.
Magic wand blasts rock.
Scissors cut magic wand in half.
 

Pumert

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I dont think there should even be a magic wand its power are too uncontrollable

just stick with da firecraker
 

fdd2blk

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can't a rock smash a firecracker? i've had smashed firecrackers before, found them in the road. they don't work.

and if you used the scissor properly you may be able to turn a rock into gravel.
 

SmokeyMcSmokester

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what about paper covers rock and rock is too stupid to realize its covered so it just sits there...all stupid and shit..plus how you gonna make the sign for wand without looking gay
 

Seamaiden

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BEST THREAD EVAH! This shit should be stickied. :lol: :lol: :lol: I am laughing my ASS off.
Yes somthing has chanhged in the last 40 years

people like me have realized how incredibly stupid and retarded the fact that a peice of paper can simply just cover a rock when a rock has to actually take time to repetitively smash a pair of scissors
Oh, dude, maybe YOUR rock needs multiple attempts to smash scissors, but not my rock. My rock is the Rock of Ages, all I need to do is drop it, like my Hammer. :hump:

Bombadiil groks. :blsmoke:
You could totally substitute paper with a magic wand.

Rock smashes scissors.
Magic wand blasts rock.
Scissors cut magic wand in half.
Good try, but magic wand is, by definition, omniscient. You'll need something grander than scissors to cut magic wand. I think firecracker works very well.
 
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