Ron Paul: Turtle Fucker?

Is Ron Paul a turtle fucker?

  • Yes, the man is constantly humping shells

    Votes: 26 20.2%

  • Yes, but in moderation

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • He has fucked turtles in the past, but not anymore

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • He fucked a turtle once, but did not inhale

    Votes: 11 8.5%

  • Ron Paul has never fucked a turtle

    Votes: 29 22.5%

  • I like turtles

    Votes: 51 39.5%
  • Total voters
    129
So if I fuck a turtle, I could help this country break away from the false dichotomy and support a third party?

Anyone know where I could find a turtle?
 
abandonconflict said:
So if I fuck a turtle, I could help this country break away from the false dichotomy and support a third party?

Anyone know where I could find a turtle?
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I'm not into reptiles but you can find Ron Paul's name on the ballot at the Republican primary-See you their
 
beardo said:
I'm not into reptiles but you can find Ron Paul's name on the ballot at the Republican primary-See you their
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Oh sorry, I thought this was a place to troll. My bad.

Actually, he might end up running as a libertarian as crazy as it sounds. He recently announced that he will not seek reelection for his house seat. Officially this is "to focus on one election" but one cannot run for two separate offices as a member of more than a single party. Also, the GOP has really not been setting this guy up for success at all. Either way he will have my vote no matter how far behind the press says he is on polls (upon which I call bullshit).
 
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Willyßagseed;6087826 said:
YES !! no more fluoride, we need more people with British teeth.
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Fluoride has been proven to be bad for teeth, the govt says it is damaging our teeth so their lowering the amount they add to the water
 
Oh golly! Not the fluroide debate again! lol!

Fluoride = poison in our water. How much should we use? The gov't will let us know.

Oh shit! They were wrong before, but they're right now. Trust them.....
 
budlover13 said:
Oh golly! Not the fluroide debate again! lol!

Fluoride = poison in our water. How much should we use? The gov't will let us know.

Oh shit! They were wrong before, but they're right now. Trust them.....
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fluoride is not a poison in the amounts they put in our water.

secondly, it is not that they were "wrong" before, it is that we get more topical applications of fluoride now so they revised the number down.

third, whether or not water is fluoridated is decided on the most local level possible. isn't that what you righties/ron paul worshippers want so badly, is for the local control of issues?

you guys used to claim that fluoride was a communist conspiracy. what a bunch of fucking amateurs.
 
UncleBuck said:
if ron paul is elected, he will ban fluoride and shoot all fluoride in existence into outer space on a mother fucking rocket.
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Not possible, RP uses fluoride as lubricant for the turtle ;)

I seriously think RIU has blocked my ability to rep anybody....

It's best to ignore the stupidity of a fluoride argument.
 
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