Ron Paul: Turtle Fucker?

Is Ron Paul a turtle fucker?

  • Yes, the man is constantly humping shells

    Votes: 26 20.2%

  • Yes, but in moderation

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • He has fucked turtles in the past, but not anymore

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • He fucked a turtle once, but did not inhale

    Votes: 11 8.5%

  • Ron Paul has never fucked a turtle

    Votes: 29 22.5%

  • I like turtles

    Votes: 51 39.5%
  • Total voters
    129
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I think your Poll is total Bullshit

Most people do not know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise.
And there is a big difference
 
dukeanthony said:
I think your Poll is total Bullshit

Most people do not know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise.
And there is a big difference
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The difference between turtles and tortoises is not even in the realm, of straw-man arguments a desperate opponent would logically grasp, in this fallacy of an argument.

You seem to be venting illogically.

The difference between turtles and tortoises is not big in my opinion.
The biggest misconception is that Testudines(turtles and tortoises), have shells.
In fact, they have extremely rigid backbones and chest plates.
My guess is that they almost have as strong of a backbone as Ron Paul.

P.S.
The difference between HATER, and DEBATER, are more easily recognized to me.
 
Help Ron Paul's turtles rip the shells off the enemy and expose their insides!
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Sure Shot said:
My guess is that they almost have as strong of a backbone as Ron Paul.
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ron paul is so comically old, i should start a thread about how bad his osteoperosis has become. he is always all hunched over at the podium, looks confused and tired.

i mean, the guy has to wear fake eyebrows for crying out loud. he is comically old.

we should just give him some hard candies and remind him not to fumble with them during the movie we are watching.
 
UncleBuck said:
ron paul is so comically old, i should start a thread about how bad his osteoperosis has become. he is always all hunched over at the podium, looks confused and tired.

i mean, the guy has to wear fake eyebrows for crying out loud. he is comically old.

we should just give him some hard candies and remind him not to fumble with them during the movie we are watching.
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And with age comes wisdom. i would think there is a reason that almost all cultures have revered their elders.
 
UncleBuck said:
ron paul is so comically old, i should start a thread about how bad his osteoperosis has become. he is always all hunched over at the podium, looks confused and tired.

i mean, the guy has to wear fake eyebrows for crying out loud. he is comically old.

we should just give him some hard candies and remind him not to fumble with them during the movie we are watching.
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My money says Ron Paul could out cycle you.
Hell, I bet the 100 year old man who finished a marathon today, could out you in a footrace.
 
...actually any politician, when not fucking turtles, is fucking people (in the ass, unlubricated) on a daily basis.

this is just fact.

looking for change or hope from politicians is like a child trusting a pedophile to only give it the candy and nothing else
 
course when the pedophiles are in charge, only the watchdogs and enforcers get any candy.

(lackeys and arselickers get the most of course, dogs (pigs) are just dogs, they get bones and are happy )
 
actually the fact that drugsmugglers and sellers get far heavier punishments than pedophiles, is somewhat thoughtprovoking..

"hey look at the little pedophiles, arent they cute? its like a minime!" "lets just slap them abit to keep the public happy"

and when, lol people steal millions or billions and get less time than people that steal groceries ?

"hey that one looks promising, lets slap him into a countryhome with bars for awhile to hide him from the public and then give him a job later:)"
 
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