Ron Paul: Turtle Fucker?

Is Ron Paul a turtle fucker?

  • Yes, the man is constantly humping shells

    Votes: 26 20.2%

  • Yes, but in moderation

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • He has fucked turtles in the past, but not anymore

    Votes: 6 4.7%

  • He fucked a turtle once, but did not inhale

    Votes: 11 8.5%

  • Ron Paul has never fucked a turtle

    Votes: 29 22.5%

  • I like turtles

    Votes: 51 39.5%
  • Total voters
    129
so far, 10 people say ron paul has fucked a turtle or still does, while 4 say he does not fuck turtles. 9 people claim to like turtles.

i'd say that is convincing evidence that ron paul fucks turtles.
 
UncleBuck said:
the rumor was there, we can use this thread to confirm or deny that rumor.
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having never before heard of this rumor concerning dr. paul's penchant for seeking testudinal affections, it strikes me that this may very well be a classic case of transference. tell me, do you often muse on the amorous possibilities of shelled reptilian flesh? do the galapagos islands have any special allure for you or do you find yourself eagerly anticipating your next visit to the reptile house? do you find yourself requiring that your partner don tortoise-like apparel in order for you to become fully aroused? such cross-species relationships are frowned upon in polite society and, should the wrong partner be engaged, could even be dangerous. snapping turtles are not known for their sense of humor and embarrassing amputations could become a very real possibility. i would suggest that those ten people who voted in the affirmative seek professional psychiatric help immediately, as i truly believe this is not a healthy infatuation. i doubt a permanent institutionalization would be necessary, but ect or even surgery may be needed.
 
undertheice said:
having never before heard of this rumor concerning dr. paul's penchant for seeking testudinal affections, it strikes me that this may very well be a classic case of transference. tell me, do you often muse on the amorous possibilities of shelled reptilian flesh? do the galapagos islands have any special allure for you or do you find yourself eagerly anticipating your next visit to the reptile house? do you find yourself requiring that your partner don tortoise-like apparel in order for you to become fully aroused? such cross-species relationships are frowned upon in polite society and, should the wrong partner be engaged, could even be dangerous. snapping turtles are not known for their sense of humor and embarrassing amputations could become a very real possibility. i would suggest that those ten people who voted in the affirmative seek professional psychiatric help immediately, as i truly believe this is not a healthy infatuation. i doubt a permanent institutionalization would be necessary, but ect or even surgery may be needed.
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this is certainly not transference. it could be projection, but is not.

that said, i have often stated, that i like turtles.

but unlike ron paul, i do not like like them. ;)
 
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I couldn't let the opportunity pass. Seize the day!
 
fdd2blk said:
aren't they all? ;)

this whole forum is based on growing a plant. something most of us learned how to do by second grade. :)

common sense would close this place in an hour. :cool:
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On top of that,........ It's one of the easiest plants to grow!
 
UncleBuck said:
at least i am not associated with a group that thinks that fluoride is a communist conspiracy, as ron paul the turtle fucker is associated with the JBS.

that's funny :eyesmoke:
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Whether a conspiracy or not, he opposes the fluoridation of our water because it is a toxin to humans. You can tell more about a man by looking at his enemies than you can looking at his friends. Look at you, a devout RP slanderer.
 
budlover13 said:
Whether a conspiracy or not, he opposes the fluoridation of our water because it is a toxin to humans. You can tell more about a man by looking at his enemies than you can looking at his friends. Look at you, a devout RP slanderer.
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actually, it would be libel since it is in written form.

and i made this thread to get to the truth of the matter on ron paul's turtle love. there is a clear agreement that he fucks turtles, just look at the votes.

the people have spoken.
 
Do not attempt to block freedom and truth....If Ron never fucked a turtle you have nothing to worry about...If he has he should be charged with Testudinidae assault...Turtles can't consent..no matter how sexy you think they are when they look at you...3 things WE can't hide...the sun..the moon ...and the truth
 
malignant said:
this thread is irrelevant and pointless.. will a mod just close it? its stupid and redundant.
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how is this thread redundant? there are no other threads that examine the issue of ron paul making sweet, gentle love to our shelled friends.
 
UncleBuck said:
i am actively growing up as we speak.
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its people like you who make things suck. your probably the turtle fucker and your just pointing the finger to take the attention off of yourself. i cant imagine why any woman would ever go anywhere near you, other than your mom when she carries you your hot pockets to the basement where you fantasize about the things you will never have, while you irritate people online to compensate for your lack of life, endowment, friends, and to get the attention you obviously are desperate for. im sorry that your life is so pathetic, its sad and i pitty you, the existence you live must be unbearable and hardly worth living. good luck to you sir, and may you find peace.
 
malignant said:
its people like you who make things suck. your probably the turtle fucker
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perhaps you should take a poll about my suspected turtle fucking and see what people say. that's what i did.

malignant said:
and your just pointing the finger to take the attention off of yourself. i cant imagine why any woman would ever go anywhere near you, other than your mom when she carries you your hot pockets to the basement where you fantasize about the things you will never have, while you irritate people online to compensate for your lack of life, endowment, friends, and to get the attention you obviously are desperate for. im sorry that your life is so pathetic, its sad and i pitty you, the existence you live must be unbearable and hardly worth living. good luck to you sir, and may you find peace.
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ya know, it's hard to believe that you feel sorry for me and pity me while also saying that i am unlovable, have a small penis, and lead a pathetic life that is hardly worth living. those messages seem to clash a bit.
 
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